micro 0 #26 March 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteKick ass! Once Steve gets there, he can name both you and Lee. Now start working your schedule for Crosskeys, my friend. steve... so THAT'S his name!!! Now Lee is saying he won't be here until tomorrow blah blah blah... f*ckin limey wankah! (yeah, I called you that, you sooty bastard, readin this, lurkin instead of workin!!!) Just finished work..You should try it fatty..I've lost 28 lbs I feel anorexic....As for everyone saying congrats..All i gotta say is why spend 3 years from the sport you fucktard..Don't let it happen again or we will put you through the whole AFF and make you pay extra for the big plane. 3 years away... it's called children, you cucking funt. don't get me started. but wait... i gotta stop laughing at the thought of you being anorexic. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #27 March 31, 2006 Quoteawe crap he's back so what did ya do, were you styling or flayling,did ya get video, solo 2 way..... details...detailsBTW congrats nicest thing you've ever said to me! last jump was perhaps the coolest... revillusion (sp?) and i did a 2 way, him out first, me diving to him. docked, then he sunk backwards (planned)... I had to dive and dock, which was successful... then he floated away... floating up and to him to dock was harder, but it happened. whew. then i turned to track away and the coolest thing happened... i wasn't expecting this at all... i saw something out of the left corner of my eye... i looked over and there he was, 10 feet away, tracking right beside me... it was so f*cking awesome!!! I've never seen that in real life. Oh man, how cool. I waved off, pulled, and landed. I thought I'd stand it up, then tripped and ate some grass... b/c I was hungry. That's it, I was hungry. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #28 March 31, 2006 QuoteApparently, he did well. I wasn't there but that's the word. he's still thick as fuck not knowing how a thermostat works i'll make sure i'm not as drunk tonight... i'm cranking that fuckin thermostat WAYYYY up... you may have full propane tanks NOW, but you won't in the morning. Mwahahahahahahahaha. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #29 March 31, 2006 ahem."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #30 March 31, 2006 You may have a full set of teeth now lol So you will finally get to jump with myself...Who knows you may get your orfun numberhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #31 March 31, 2006 QuoteYou may have a full set of teeth now lol So you will finally get to jump with myself...Who knows you may get your orfun number Ooh! Ooh! Let Lucky be his foster mom! Please?? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #32 March 31, 2006 she cant even luck after peanut..http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #33 March 31, 2006 Quoteshe cant even luck after peanut.. Well, I suppose YOU could be his foster mommy. Your moobs are big enough. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #34 March 31, 2006 dont be jealous because you have small hands and smell like cabageshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #35 March 31, 2006 I smell like cabbages? Really? I was born without a sense of smell, so I wouldn't know. Must be why I was the only person around you for a hundred yards at Dublin. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #36 March 31, 2006 Great job matey!!! Here's hoping that day comes for me. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #37 March 31, 2006 You had a hard opening? That's bizarre. I think my hardest opening was still quite soft, and I pack like Stevie Wonder on meth. We're both jumping similar wingloads, too... Maybe try psycho packing if you can find someone to show you how. That's actually the recommended pack method for Precision canopies.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #38 March 31, 2006 His "hard opening"? He said that? Ha! I saw it close up and it was what WE all strive for in a pack job opening....he's just a wimp...a BIG wimp. His last hard opening was three years ago; he doesn't remember that far back. Micro...quitchya bitchin' and get the grass out of your teeth; it's unbecoming of a man. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #39 March 31, 2006 O well if Lee actually goes out with out his camera Micro May be able to keep up with his fat Ass Eh......................Like that Avatar are you Goin for The Gay Cavalier Look ? Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #40 March 31, 2006 QuoteO well if Lee actually goes out with out his camera Micro May be able to keep up with his fat Ass Eh......................Like that Avatar are you Goin for The Gay Cavalier Look ? I can't keep track of what's happening with my avatar. I think maybe trying to mock Chris is having a detrimental effect on the health of my dz.com account. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #41 March 31, 2006 Quote...Must be why I was the only person around you for a hundred yards at Dublin. and you thought the winter weather caused the grass to turn brown.... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #42 March 31, 2006 QuoteQuote...Must be why I was the only person around you for a hundred yards at Dublin. and you thought the winter weather caused the grass to turn brown.... That also explains why my eyes started burning every time I hung around him. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #43 March 31, 2006 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- O well if Lee actually goes out with out his camera Micro May be able to keep up with his fat Ass Eh......................Like that Avatar are you Goin for The Gay Cavalier Look ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can't keep track of what's happening with my avatar. I think maybe trying to mock Chris is having a detrimental effect on the health of my dz.com account. well I think he suits that look,Reminds me of the three Musketers all thrills and big cuffs. This is what happens when you are a suppppppppppper star in a McDuck production you get all these wierdos coming out the woodwork Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #44 March 31, 2006 QuoteGreat job matey!!! Here's hoping that day comes for me. Chris i truly hope it does come... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #45 March 31, 2006 QuoteHis "hard opening"? He said that? Ha! I saw it close up and it was what WE all strive for in a pack job opening....he's just a wimp...a BIG wimp. His last hard opening was three years ago; he doesn't remember that far back. Micro...quitchya bitchin' and get the grass out of your teeth; it's unbecoming of a man. the only thing you saw up close old man was frank's big schlong. and that long hippie hair of yours. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #46 March 31, 2006 first jump of the day today.... first hop-n-pop... more owed... winds are getting kinda squirly. lots of fucking drama out of some former russian accuracy national champion chick... sheesh... ask someone else... too funny. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #47 March 31, 2006 *cough* Tatiana?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #48 March 31, 2006 Quote*cough* Tatiana? um... um... um... could be... good lord it was a riot... peeled out of hear in a huff b/c she just couldn't stand to work w/ us "amatuers" (sp?) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #49 March 31, 2006 Yes she's kind of weird isnt she...She's more of an ASC person than a farm.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #50 March 31, 2006 One day in November I got upset with her because she was reading my logbook. ... to me that s personal information if I dont invite you to sign or read. She saw me walking towards her and I asked her to not touch my things.... her response "I wasnt" Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
