Post your Steak and Blowjob Day pics!

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So last night I had to spend "Valentine's Day for Men" home alone. Sure, I was a little bummed about the fact I wouldn't be getting a blowjob, just like all the single female dz.commers were pissing and moaning between February 7-14, but I was determined to make the best of it. I bought a beautiful 1.96 lb ribeye, rented a couple movies (Jarhead & A History of Violence), and planned to have a romantic evening alone, in hopes I'd get drunk and take advantage of myself. You know what? It was fucking great! A good steak, a nice buzz, gunshots & explosions, and no guilt about how much I was gonna owe some gal for all her effort!

Unfortunately, plans went awry at the end of the night (slight logic error), but overall it was a good night.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[pop 0]

Man...that looked like a tasty snack!!!

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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That's a nice piece of meat.

So, was Jarhead any good?

[lawrocket 3]

I got home yesterday getting ready for some steak. I found out that the wifey had prepared some lasagna for dinner that morning.

Zero for two.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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A good steak, a nice buzz, gunshots & explosions

Truly some of the finer things in Life!!

Great Piece of Meat there Dave....
Who Over Cooked it??

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A good steak, a nice buzz, gunshots & explosions

Truly some of the finer things in Life!!

Great Piece of Meat there Dave....
Who Over Cooked it??

Yeah, I overdid it a bit. Luckily it was thick enough to stay juicy & tender despite my error.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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That's a nice piece of meat.

Why thank you.

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So, was Jarhead any good?

Yeah it was pretty good. It wasn't quite what I was expecting, but it did take an interesting path. I liked it.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[councilman24 37]

Man, I was afraid to open pic 3!

I'm old for my age.
Terry Urban
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FAA DPRE

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So how was Jarhead? Worth renting/buying???

[jasonRose 0]

I'm so confused!!!

Steak and BJ day is on the 21st of March not the 14th.

You were jacking off with your steak a week early.

Edit: My bad it's the 20th.

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To: U.S. Congress

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts flowers dinner shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Fact is ...guys feel left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show her man just how much she loves him. No cards, no flowers no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!

Sincerely,

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

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I'm so confused!!!

Steak and BJ day is on the 21st of March not the 14th.

You were jacking off with your steak a week early.

Edit: Correction it is the 20th.

Check Wikipedia. I don't see any reason not to celebrate both the primary and the alternate dates though!

So was Carla good to you last night?

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I edited again with the petetion to congress about the date.

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So was Carla good to you last night? Wink

I had to work an emergency shutdown so I didn't get shit!!! I didn't even get to rub one out myself.

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[SpeedRacer 1]

Steak-and-a-Blowjob,...Two Bits!

Speed Racer
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[bozo 0]

Its a lonely , lonely man that sits home alone, taking photos of his dinner...then posting them to the internet. For whatever reason.

David, my friend,you need help.

bozimbo

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[Darius11 12]

Dude the Steak looks good but to bad the movie your watching sucks ass

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

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Steak-and-a-Blowjob,...Two Bits!

Wrong thread - should be in hooked or hooker thread.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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That's a nice piece of meat.

So, was Jarhead any good?

There's a great scene with a strategically placed Santa hat.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Unfortunately I'm traveling this week so no S&BJ Day for me I guess i could have gone out for a steak but the blow job would have cost me more than it's worth
However, If we're ever in the same place at teh same time-I'm buying us some steaks for you to grill-that looked terrific!

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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That's a nice piece of meat.

So, was Jarhead any good?

There's a great scene with a strategically placed Santa hat.

We finally got around to watching Jarhead last night, and I thought it was a great movie! I usually don't like war movies, but for some reason I really liked this one. Not that I like war though, just thought it was a well-made movie. Oh, and the Santa hat was cute too.