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JENNR8R 0
Quoteyes, its all part of the total package. when my wife comes home from work, the bed is made, all the laundry is done, the dishes are done, and the house is clean. also dinner is usually in the process of being cooked. this way she can come home and spend time with her family and not worry about a dirty house.
Wow! That's hot! Your Mama raise any more like you?
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
WrongWay 0
I have to or I get crappy inspections. 
(Military dork)
Wrong Way
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The wiser wolf prevails.
sorry, i'm one of a kind.
"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
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An unmade bed is just airing out. Air it out people !
Sheesh.
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Change the damned sheets once in awhile and you won't have to 'air' it out!




Chuck
yamtx73 0
I make my bed when I crawl into it at night... 

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...
sharimcm 0
There wasn't an option for "sometimes." I only make it when company is coming. Most of the time it goes unmade though... I could care less since I am the only one under the sheets (besides my two kitties - I SAID KITTIES as in CATS)... 
"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
JENNR8R 0
Oh..and I short-sheeted the bed one time to watch my wife have all the fun....big mistake.
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I've heard the expression 'short sheeted' before and didn't know what it meant. I could continue to remain in ignorance to appear more knowledgable, or I could just ask. I've got a feeling that it isn't one of those things that I'll regret finding out.
How do you 'short sheet' a bed? Why would you want to?
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
Icon134 0
QuoteHow do you 'short sheet' a bed? Why would you want to?
To short sheet a bed you make the bed to look "normal" but when put on the top sheet (before putting on the blanket) you tuck the sheet at the head of the bed instead of the tail and then fold it half way down the bed to bring the top edge of the sheet to the top of the bed (such that it looks like its made normally.)
After doing that you finish making the bed as normal The blankets cover up the "problem" with the top sheet. Such that when someone gets in bed their feet are only able to go about half way down... (thus the term "short sheeting".)
Basically its done as a prank...
If this doesn't make sense my bed sheets are due for a washing and I take a series of pictures to demonstrate the process. Or you might be able to find instructions/photos of the method online.
Scott
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...
JENNR8R 0
That's a riot!!!
I had no idea.
I'm glad I asked.

I'm glad I asked.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.
ones? -- Monday.
ltdiver 3
QuoteOh..and I short-sheeted the bed one time to watch my wife have all the fun....big mistake.
We used to do this an an adolescent prank. Didn't know adults carried on with the practice.

ltdiver
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon
LisaM 0
I'm not the last one out of it... so it's never made.. I cannot stand the bed being a huge mess... I like the sheets neat and straight!
~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?
~ Lisa
~ Do you Rigminder?
My housekeeper makes it each day along with straightening everything up and picking up after me. I find it refreshing to not have to do it myself.
TripleF
"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
TripleF
"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."
i don't because there's usually someone else passed out in it when I leave for work, and on that note, I need to remember to start locking my door when I go to sleep
, saying "who the hell are you?" every morning gets old


History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
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