jumper03 0 #1 March 28, 2006 So I've got a hypothetical scenario.... lets say a jumper wanted to go to the farm this weekend from say...oh....near raeford - how long would it take to get to the farm? and would there be any jumping on friday? all this is hypothetical of course. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #2 March 28, 2006 It took me, driving the way *I* do, just over 4 hours to get to Dublin. How much farther is it to the Farm?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 March 28, 2006 It 417 miles.You should be able to do it in 6 hrs. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #4 March 28, 2006 Not sure but I hear a rumor that sport jumps are *cough* free sat and sun I got that rumor off their website... www.skydivethefarm.com in the events threadSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 March 28, 2006 QuoteNot sure but I hear a rumor that sport jumps are *cough* free sat and sun Shhh...they didn't want the masses to know that jumps are free this weekend after paying a $25 registration fee. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #6 March 28, 2006 ***So I've got a hypothetical scenario.... how long would it take to get to the farm? Quote"The Farm" is in itself hypothetical. It's a state of mind. It's sort of like Oz or the Yellow Brick Road. It's there but it's not really there so there is no sure way of telling how long it will take you to get there, if ever. BTW, if you do in fact get to "The Farm", watch out for the flying monkeys over by the swoop pond. I almost got taken out by one a few weeks ago."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #7 March 28, 2006 Okay I wont tell everyone that both planes (caravan and a porter) will be flying saturday and sunday with all fun jumpers being free after they pay the 25 bucks to register... I wouldnt want the masses showing up and having fun with free jumpsSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #8 March 28, 2006 Yeah, but now the locals are going to be mad at you because the planes will be full and the back-ups long! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #9 March 28, 2006 Im bitchy like that... since Im not longer a localSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites simplyputsi 0 #10 March 28, 2006 Heresy!!!!! I believe this is all just a scam to get the cult together for some good old brain washing. Nothing to see here, look away.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #11 March 28, 2006 muahahahahaaa Did I mention all jumps are FREE for fun jumpers, and your friends can come for a 149 tandem.... but hell FREE jumps at the farm for all sport jumpers is pretty cool, I mean how many people can say a DZ has given them FREE jumps?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites marks 0 #12 March 28, 2006 QuoteSo I've got a hypothetical scenario.... lets say a jumper wanted to go to the farm this weekend from say...oh....near raeford - how long would it take to get to the farm? and would there be any jumping on friday? all this is hypothetical of course. if you do come, get my pillow and comforter out of chuck blue's rv and bring it to me.... please!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites simplyputsi 0 #13 March 28, 2006 I'm gonna kick you in the head next time I see youSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #14 March 28, 2006 your so short Id have to be laying down for you to kick me in the head Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites simplyputsi 0 #15 March 28, 2006 so be it!!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites monkycndo 0 #16 March 28, 2006 QuoteBTW, if you do in fact get to "The Farm", watch out for the flying monkeys over by the swoop pond. I almost got taken out by one a few weeks ago. You are safe from me, because I won't be there. And I was no where near you Bob. It had to be one of my brethren.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RastaRicanAir 0 #17 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteNot sure but I hear a rumor that sport jumps are *cough* free sat and sun Shhh...they didn't want the masses to know that jumps are free this weekend after paying a $25 registration fee. They certainly wouldn't if it were true. And even if it were, they would surely NEVER contravene the sacred tenets of this website by advertising it here. They would just put it on their own website; which I believe is called SkydivetheFarm.com. Also, if the regular Farm Animals were talkative enough to tell too many people about such a thing, resulting in overcrowded planes and slow loads, etc., I'm sure they would still be moved to the front of the line based on their years of support and promotion of the place. .....Which would be AWESOME, because we just happen to be making one of our rare visits there this weekend!OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Hans 0 #18 March 28, 2006 Remember what this weekend's date is{April 1}?????? The Farm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #19 March 28, 2006 QuoteSo I've got a hypothetical scenario.... lets say a jumper wanted to go to the farm this weekend from say...oh....near raeford - how long would it take to get to the farm? and would there be any jumping on friday? all this is hypothetical of course. Since no ones really answered the question...i have driven to the farm from raeford....its about 6 hous to ATL and cedertown is like 45 mins further...granted traffic in ATL can always change that. But thats what i took me"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #20 March 28, 2006 QuoteHeresy!!!!! I believe this is all just a scam to get the cult together for some good old brain washing. Nothing to see here, look away. Quite correct..nothing ever happens at the Farm...all rumors...and as Hansie mentioned, it is April 1...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #21 March 28, 2006 I thought the Farm only existed in DZcomic. Oh, and I might make a hypothetical appearance there this weekend if I can get my freakin' project schedule confirmed so I can actually buy a ticket down there."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jmpnkramer 0 #22 March 28, 2006 Your not going to be there are you? I do not want to drive all that way to play on a slip & slide! You always bring bad weather. Must be some kind of curse you bring since you do not jump! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #23 March 28, 2006 Quote...I'm sure they would still be moved to the front of the line based on their years of support and promotion of the place. That's why I'm going out there tomorrow...maybe secure a place in line...I'm taking 3 cases of bribes for Hans... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #24 March 28, 2006 QuoteMust be some kind of curse you bring since you do not jump! Oh, she was a jumping machine in Dublin. She even came over to the dark side!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #25 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteMust be some kind of curse you bring since you do not jump! Oh, she was a jumping machine in Dublin. [B]She even came over to the dark side![/B] Must...refrain...am friends with skymama...don't want to jinx it...Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 1 of 8 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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lisamariewillbe 1 #7 March 28, 2006 Okay I wont tell everyone that both planes (caravan and a porter) will be flying saturday and sunday with all fun jumpers being free after they pay the 25 bucks to register... I wouldnt want the masses showing up and having fun with free jumpsSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 March 28, 2006 Yeah, but now the locals are going to be mad at you because the planes will be full and the back-ups long! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 March 28, 2006 Im bitchy like that... since Im not longer a localSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #10 March 28, 2006 Heresy!!!!! I believe this is all just a scam to get the cult together for some good old brain washing. Nothing to see here, look away.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 March 28, 2006 muahahahahaaa Did I mention all jumps are FREE for fun jumpers, and your friends can come for a 149 tandem.... but hell FREE jumps at the farm for all sport jumpers is pretty cool, I mean how many people can say a DZ has given them FREE jumps?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #12 March 28, 2006 QuoteSo I've got a hypothetical scenario.... lets say a jumper wanted to go to the farm this weekend from say...oh....near raeford - how long would it take to get to the farm? and would there be any jumping on friday? all this is hypothetical of course. if you do come, get my pillow and comforter out of chuck blue's rv and bring it to me.... please!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites simplyputsi 0 #13 March 28, 2006 I'm gonna kick you in the head next time I see youSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #14 March 28, 2006 your so short Id have to be laying down for you to kick me in the head Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites simplyputsi 0 #15 March 28, 2006 so be it!!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites monkycndo 0 #16 March 28, 2006 QuoteBTW, if you do in fact get to "The Farm", watch out for the flying monkeys over by the swoop pond. I almost got taken out by one a few weeks ago. You are safe from me, because I won't be there. And I was no where near you Bob. It had to be one of my brethren.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RastaRicanAir 0 #17 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteNot sure but I hear a rumor that sport jumps are *cough* free sat and sun Shhh...they didn't want the masses to know that jumps are free this weekend after paying a $25 registration fee. They certainly wouldn't if it were true. And even if it were, they would surely NEVER contravene the sacred tenets of this website by advertising it here. They would just put it on their own website; which I believe is called SkydivetheFarm.com. Also, if the regular Farm Animals were talkative enough to tell too many people about such a thing, resulting in overcrowded planes and slow loads, etc., I'm sure they would still be moved to the front of the line based on their years of support and promotion of the place. .....Which would be AWESOME, because we just happen to be making one of our rare visits there this weekend!OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Hans 0 #18 March 28, 2006 Remember what this weekend's date is{April 1}?????? The Farm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #19 March 28, 2006 QuoteSo I've got a hypothetical scenario.... lets say a jumper wanted to go to the farm this weekend from say...oh....near raeford - how long would it take to get to the farm? and would there be any jumping on friday? all this is hypothetical of course. Since no ones really answered the question...i have driven to the farm from raeford....its about 6 hous to ATL and cedertown is like 45 mins further...granted traffic in ATL can always change that. But thats what i took me"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #20 March 28, 2006 QuoteHeresy!!!!! I believe this is all just a scam to get the cult together for some good old brain washing. Nothing to see here, look away. Quite correct..nothing ever happens at the Farm...all rumors...and as Hansie mentioned, it is April 1...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #21 March 28, 2006 I thought the Farm only existed in DZcomic. Oh, and I might make a hypothetical appearance there this weekend if I can get my freakin' project schedule confirmed so I can actually buy a ticket down there."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jmpnkramer 0 #22 March 28, 2006 Your not going to be there are you? I do not want to drive all that way to play on a slip & slide! You always bring bad weather. Must be some kind of curse you bring since you do not jump! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #23 March 28, 2006 Quote...I'm sure they would still be moved to the front of the line based on their years of support and promotion of the place. That's why I'm going out there tomorrow...maybe secure a place in line...I'm taking 3 cases of bribes for Hans... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #24 March 28, 2006 QuoteMust be some kind of curse you bring since you do not jump! Oh, she was a jumping machine in Dublin. She even came over to the dark side!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #25 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteMust be some kind of curse you bring since you do not jump! Oh, she was a jumping machine in Dublin. [B]She even came over to the dark side![/B] Must...refrain...am friends with skymama...don't want to jinx it...Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 1 of 8 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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simplyputsi 0 #13 March 28, 2006 I'm gonna kick you in the head next time I see youSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 March 28, 2006 your so short Id have to be laying down for you to kick me in the head Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #15 March 28, 2006 so be it!!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #16 March 28, 2006 QuoteBTW, if you do in fact get to "The Farm", watch out for the flying monkeys over by the swoop pond. I almost got taken out by one a few weeks ago. You are safe from me, because I won't be there. And I was no where near you Bob. It had to be one of my brethren.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #17 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteNot sure but I hear a rumor that sport jumps are *cough* free sat and sun Shhh...they didn't want the masses to know that jumps are free this weekend after paying a $25 registration fee. They certainly wouldn't if it were true. And even if it were, they would surely NEVER contravene the sacred tenets of this website by advertising it here. They would just put it on their own website; which I believe is called SkydivetheFarm.com. Also, if the regular Farm Animals were talkative enough to tell too many people about such a thing, resulting in overcrowded planes and slow loads, etc., I'm sure they would still be moved to the front of the line based on their years of support and promotion of the place. .....Which would be AWESOME, because we just happen to be making one of our rare visits there this weekend!OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hans 0 #18 March 28, 2006 Remember what this weekend's date is{April 1}?????? The Farm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #19 March 28, 2006 QuoteSo I've got a hypothetical scenario.... lets say a jumper wanted to go to the farm this weekend from say...oh....near raeford - how long would it take to get to the farm? and would there be any jumping on friday? all this is hypothetical of course. Since no ones really answered the question...i have driven to the farm from raeford....its about 6 hous to ATL and cedertown is like 45 mins further...granted traffic in ATL can always change that. But thats what i took me"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 March 28, 2006 QuoteHeresy!!!!! I believe this is all just a scam to get the cult together for some good old brain washing. Nothing to see here, look away. Quite correct..nothing ever happens at the Farm...all rumors...and as Hansie mentioned, it is April 1...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 March 28, 2006 I thought the Farm only existed in DZcomic. Oh, and I might make a hypothetical appearance there this weekend if I can get my freakin' project schedule confirmed so I can actually buy a ticket down there."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #22 March 28, 2006 Your not going to be there are you? I do not want to drive all that way to play on a slip & slide! You always bring bad weather. Must be some kind of curse you bring since you do not jump! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 March 28, 2006 Quote...I'm sure they would still be moved to the front of the line based on their years of support and promotion of the place. That's why I'm going out there tomorrow...maybe secure a place in line...I'm taking 3 cases of bribes for Hans... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 March 28, 2006 QuoteMust be some kind of curse you bring since you do not jump! Oh, she was a jumping machine in Dublin. She even came over to the dark side!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #25 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteMust be some kind of curse you bring since you do not jump! Oh, she was a jumping machine in Dublin. [B]She even came over to the dark side![/B] Must...refrain...am friends with skymama...don't want to jinx it...Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
