turtlespeed 226 #1 April 5, 2006 I bet theses guys didn't . . . OW!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 April 5, 2006 QuoteI bet theses guys didn't . . . OW!!! Poor bastards didn't have Nitrous Oxide!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 April 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteI bet theses guys didn't . . . OW!!! Poor bastards didn't have Nitrous Oxide!!!! Walt That's another thread topic . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 April 5, 2006 QuoteI bet theses guys didn't . . . OW!!! Who's to say that it was therapeutic? Perhaps these were unfortunate captures from an unfriendly tribe. "Is it safe?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 April 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteI bet theses guys didn't . . . OW!!! Who's to say that it was therapeutic? Perhaps these were unfortunate captures from an unfriendly tribe. "Is it safe?" Me. I say it was! I wa there and I saw it. It was therapy in the finest sense.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #6 April 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteI bet theses guys didn't . . . OW!!! Who's to say that it was therapeutic? Perhaps these were unfortunate captures from an unfriendly tribe. "Is it safe?" HA, my thoughts exactly... cuz everyone knows that Dentists are the spawn of Satan!!!! Evil, evil I tell ya! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 April 5, 2006 Quote HA, my thoughts exactly... cuz everyone knows that Dentists are the spawn of Satan!!!! Evil, evil I tell ya! g I've had several that were awesome!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #8 April 5, 2006 QuoteQuote HA, my thoughts exactly... cuz everyone knows that Dentists are the spawn of Satan!!!! Evil, evil I tell ya! g I've had several that were awesome!!! Walt Impossible??? I swear there is an evil convenant where all the dentists meet to conjur more ways to inflict pain on patients.... I mean, have you ever looked at the damn tools they use on you - nothing nice can come from those things!!!! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 April 5, 2006 I think, the very first dentist I ever went to as a kid, went to the same dental school as those guys! He'd never wait for the novacaine to kick-in. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 April 5, 2006 [ORIN] When I was younger, just a bad little kid, My mama noticed funny things I did, Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun I'd poison guppies, and when I was done I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head That's when my mama said [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] What did she say? [ORIN] She said, "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay You'll be a dentist You have a talent for causin' things pain Son, be a dentist People will pay you to be inhumane Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist You'll be a success [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque! Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my god! He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? [PATIENT] Oh that hurts! I'm not numb! [ORIN] Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come! I am your dentist [PATIENT] Goodness gracious! [ORIN] And I enjoy the career that I picked [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Really love it [ORIN] I am your dentist [PATIENT] Fitting braces [ORIN] And I get off on the pain I inflict [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Really love it [ORIN] I thrill when I drill a bicuspid [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Bicuspid [ORIN] It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted And though it may cause my patients distress, Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me Oh, mama 'Cause I'm a dentist and a success Say ah! [PATIENT] Ah! [ORIN] Say ah! [PATIENT] Ah! [ORIN] Say ah! [PATIENT] Ah! [ORIN] Now spit!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 April 5, 2006 Quote Impossible??? I swear there is an evil convenant where all the dentists meet to conjur more ways to inflict pain on patients.... I mean, have you ever looked at the damn tools they use on you - nothing nice can come from those things!!!! g I have a knack for picking dentists. First of all, I will only go to dentists who are women. Pretty much the same goes for my doctors too with only rare exceptions. So what if it's sexist? That's what I do. I ask around for recommendations--particularly from people who have really nice teeth or have braces. I have no problem with walking up to total strangers, telling them I think they have fantastic teeth and asking them if they can recommend their dentist to me. I've done it plenty. Sometimes, I will call the dentist's office, tell them I am absolutely terrified of dentists (a complete lie, of course) and ask if they offer nitrous oxide because that helps relax me a bit. Yeah, I know it's ridiculous, but sometimes it works!!!! I used to go to one dentist that put the nitrous on me every time I went for a checkup. One time she put me on the gas and suddenly an emergency case came in. She asked me if I minded waiting. No problem--I was under the gas for over an hour before she got back to me!!!! At my first appointment, I tell the dentist I am the biggest wimp she's ever seen--that I am terrified of dentists. This of course, while a lie, ensures that she'll treat me like a total crybaby and will be quite gentle with me. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 April 5, 2006 QuoteI ask around for recommendations That's how I've found my last few dentists. My dental office in Seattle LOVES me... I've now referred four people to them. They always send me some little gift to show appreciation (and of course with my crappy teeth they've gotten a LOT of money out of me over the six years I've been with them). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 April 5, 2006 With enough Valium, I can be within 25 meters of a dentist without breaking out in a cold sweat. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #14 April 5, 2006 QuoteAt my first appointment, I tell the dentist I am the biggest wimp she's ever seen--that I am terrified of dentists. Never works for me... there must be a big `ol sign on my forehead that states *inflict pain here*.... hate `em, know they are a must, but hate `em nonetheless. To much baaaad mojo with Dentists here.... My Childhood dentist suffocated me. I get sick on the nitrous (although I can suck it out of a balloon like nobody's business). I'm terrified of needles.... and the list goes on and on.... g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 April 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteAt my first appointment, I tell the dentist I am the biggest wimp she's ever seen--that I am terrified of dentists. Never works for me... there must be a big `ol sign on my forehead that states *inflict pain here*.... hate `em, know they are a must, but hate `em nonetheless. To much baaaad mojo with Dentists here.... My Childhood dentist suffocated me. I get sick on the nitrous (although I can suck it out of a balloon like nobody's business). I'm terrified of needles.... and the list goes on and on.... g Have any of your dentists been women? I find them very soothing. Of course none of my dentists have been psycho ex-GFs or anything--that wouldn't be even a little bit soothing. Have you asked people for references? I'll do it anywhere--work, grocery stores, walking down the street--totally doesn't matter. Look for someone with a *great* smile or braces and ask them. If they are fanatical about their dentist, then you have a good possibility. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 April 6, 2006 Quote (although I can suck it out of a balloon like nobody's business) g I don't understand - how do you get nitous into a balloon?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 April 6, 2006 I've received 9 fillings so far. With only two have I gotten any Novocaine. My Dr. had this theory that women had a naturally higher tolerance for pain. He used to say, "Let me know if it's intolerable. Then I'll give you something." I used to think, well it hurts but I can wait. Then it'd be done with. Turtle's a postwhore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 April 6, 2006 QuoteI've received 9 fillings so far. With only two have I gotten any Novocaine. My Dr. had this theory that women had a naturally higher tolerance for pain. He used to say, "Let me know if it's intolerable. Then I'll give you something." I used to think, well it hurts but I can wait. Then it'd be done with. Turtle's a postwhore. So. You are a teacher!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #19 April 6, 2006 I hate to go to the dentist , but do it every six month. The secret is to floss regularly, then they don't have to spend much time on cleaning. Know this post has gotten to joking, but seriously, if you floss regularly you will have a less painful experience in the dental chair when it comes to cleaning. And you will keep your teeth. I'm 53 and have all my teeth. Know people my age who have lost their teeth due to neglect. So floss and see the dentist every 6 mos! Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #20 April 6, 2006 Dentists know that they are the dreaded doctor...that's why they have such a high suicide rate. I asked my dentist about it and he agreed and said that's why he only works three days/week...he knows patients hate coming to him. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #21 April 6, 2006 QuoteDentists know that they are the dreaded doctor...that's why they have such a high suicide rate. I asked my dentist about it and he agreed and said that's why he only works three days/week...he knows patients hate coming to him. It isn't the fact that they are dentists that bothers me... its that they're going to take my blood pressure that bothers me (its an air force thing)... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #22 April 6, 2006 are you kidding about the BP thing? what's so bad about that? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #23 April 6, 2006 Quoteare you kidding about the BP thing? what's so bad about that? no... it that my blood pressure isn't very good... and I'm not a very good patient.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #24 April 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteare you kidding about the BP thing? what's so bad about that? no... it that my blood pressure isn't very good... and I'm not a very good patient. I've been in cardiology for 12 yrs and in process of selling a product which can help you out with that. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #25 April 6, 2006 QuoteI've been in cardiology for 12 yrs and in process of selling a product which can help you out with that. As long as it doesn't have side effects... I'm willing to give it a go...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
