Scoop 0 #101 April 7, 2006 Oh yeah mate, perk of the job. We all like to get a free 'shower' at the end of the shift by flashing our badge. I like it when it goes in you eyes best Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #102 April 7, 2006 Aww you've made my day! Makes me all warm inside. Like when Scoop is being pissed on by them whores with VD1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverchic 0 #103 April 7, 2006 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #104 April 7, 2006 mmmmmm yeah, comforting aint it. Haha, well its 2.28am over here and we have nothing better to do. I'd be in the pub if were still open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverchic 0 #105 April 7, 2006 It's only 9:30am here and I'm at work - very very boring because we are on blue alert for a cyclone so pretty much no work to do but we still have to be here... How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #106 April 7, 2006 I'd be in the gutter crying over spilt kebab1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #107 April 7, 2006 Yes boring as hell waiting for a cyclone. Bloody things just pop up every day in Britain. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #108 April 7, 2006 Now that fucks me RIGHT OFF! Overflowing kebab breaking in half. There is just no need! Need to sort their act out pronto. No turkish.. I said a fucking little bit of chilli sauce you twat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #109 April 7, 2006 I know the kebab guys in my town pretty well. When i was about 15 hanging around the street i would go in there and play cards in the backroom (not like pulp fiction) and drink absinthe with free kebab. One of the turks was called Dell Boy and was a proper londoner. He'd take the order sounding fine but always went all turkish when saying "chili sauce salad?" Funny shit1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #110 April 7, 2006 Thats some funny shit. Did they get you deliver some special 'kebab dishes' in unmarked packages around the town too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #111 April 7, 2006 Like im gonna tell a policeman. Your cool Scoop but not that cool!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #112 April 7, 2006 OK, but did they touch you in any way? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverchic 0 #113 April 7, 2006 Scoop! Where'd your wolf go????How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #114 April 7, 2006 Oh yea they touched me all the time. Sometimes twice a day. Always shaking my hand, nice guys!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverchic 0 #115 April 7, 2006 Kebab's at 2am on the way home from the pub... YUMMY! I'm hungry now....How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #116 April 7, 2006 I traded him in for a more handsome, rugged model. Lol. And it was a German Shephard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #117 April 7, 2006 I like it when you wake up, look at your shirt on the floor and can tell what it was and how tasty it was. The walls give clues aswell. If its super tasty it looks like someones just smashedthe kebab with a bat and its EVERYWHERE1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverchic 0 #118 April 7, 2006 Wolf, German Shepherd...oh well...at least they are approximately the same shape! How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #119 April 7, 2006 Haha, no worries, all you could see from photo was its mouth and a bundle of fur! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #120 April 7, 2006 QuoteWolf, German Shepherd...oh well...at least they are approximately the same shape! Get to your room now. Scoop you stay there you horny bastard1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverchic 0 #121 April 7, 2006 Things I have learnt: Do NOT eat a kebab while wearing anything but very dark clothes...the sauce will never come out of a white shirt (and yes I learnt this the hard way!) How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #122 April 7, 2006 Quote If its super tasty it looks like someones just smashedthe kebab with a bat and its EVERYWHERE Oh yeah! So true too. Me and my mates were pissed once and decided to raid Pizza Hut. I didn't know what a Margharita was and the girl (taking advantage of us) told us it was salt & vinegar. Cool we thought! Turned out obviouslly wasn't. When I woke up in morning tomatoe all on my clothes. No wonder those girls weren't too impressed. HAHAHAHA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #123 April 7, 2006 QuoteScoop you stay there you horny bastard Me!? Nah... *twitches* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #124 April 7, 2006 Thats fucking hilarious. Picture of my buddy drunk on the floor. A few hours later he pissed all over the fucking floor and door1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #125 April 7, 2006 Thats a weird coincidence cos I found photo of you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
