scaryshari 0 #76 June 9, 2005 I must agree with you WildBill. This really concerns me that he felt it was okay to bowl on dope. He thought it was cool/okay because his friends didn't notice??? This just outrages me even more and makes me all the more thankful that I have given up this beautiful sport. From the way I see it, he is going to be the first link in a serious chain of events. Please Jaye, stay away from him...stick with the basics....even try bumpers. It's really not that bad, the alley gawds won't notice since you are new. Please go to LawnDart's thread and read about Thantos' incident......he went in because of a chain of events and somehow -incredibly - he survived. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #77 June 9, 2005 QuoteI must agree with you WildBill. This really concerns me that he felt it was okay to bowl on dope. He thought it was cool/okay because his friends didn't notice??? This just outrages me even more and makes me all the more thankful that I have given up this beautiful sport. From the way I see it, he is going to be the first link in a serious chain of events. Please Jaye, stay away from him...stick with the basics....even try bumpers. It's really not that bad, the alley gawds won't notice since you are new. Please go to LawnDart's thread and read about Thantos' incident......he went in because of a chain of events and somehow -incredibly - he survived. So we have made 'going in' a bowling term, too? That's awesome! Hell yeah I here ya Shari...I definitely don't want to bounce... -especially with my 16 pound ball, the chip repair on that slick hardwood will give me a heart attack right there on the spot! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #78 June 9, 2005 Do I owe beer for my first strike? My first Spare? These beer bowling rules sure are confusing, anyone have a list.. Am I exempt from beer rules till I get off of AFB? (Accelerated Free Bowling) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #79 June 9, 2005 Yup!! He literally "went in" to the racker thingy and hit the pins. I could have lost my job after reading that story..it is hilarious. Now...back to you - young lady - think about downsizing that ball would ya?? Your fingerloading is definately a hazard to all of us. I can't imagine your ball hitting me as I'm in my final on my bowling pattern. Even a Bypress fire couldn't save me. And please, for the love of God, don't bowl bare-footed. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #80 June 9, 2005 uhg....you don't know the bowling beer rules??? How many times have you bowled? You are on the right track...any "firsts" count as a case of beer and Bowling Alley Corn Dogs for the group. However, on the event of your first, you must drink your beer out of the rental shoes. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #81 June 9, 2005 QuoteI can't imagine your ball hitting me as I'm in my final on my bowling pattern. HOLY SHIT am I the only one that read this and immediately envisioned all your skydiving buddies in a bowling alley making box maneuvers in their lanes to throw the bowling ball?!? BWAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! Ok so maybe it's just me...that shit is funny tho!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EMSchick98 0 #82 June 9, 2005 As a newbie... I was just wondering if any of the more seasoned bowlers could give me advice about who has the right of way in the lane? Is it the person with the lowest balls? Sorry to bother you with my naiveness... "me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #83 June 9, 2005 Wow you're pretty knowledgable. Did you get your ratings to pick up on guys or do you genuinely wish to give back to the sport? One more question about bowling order. Should free bowlers go first or relative bowlers? This is quite confusing to me as well.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #84 June 9, 2005 QuoteAs a newbie... I was just wondering if any of the more seasoned bowlers could give me advice about who has the right of way in the lane? Is it the person with the lowest balls? Sorry to bother you with my naiveness... Good question, newb...and as an authority, given my intention to take a coach course last March that I bagged out on, I'll let you know right now that low balls doesn't mean anything! It's whoever has their girlfriend/boyfriend watching that takes priority. Oh, and also, make sure you keep that handle on your reserve bowling ball ziptied...wouldn't want to lose the handle on accident. Feel free to send me a message or chat anytime, I love helping new bowlers along in the sport. With my years year of experience, I definitely know what's what and appreciate helping out the younger members...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #85 June 9, 2005 Tell me Jaye, when was the last time you really dirt bowled??? Do you just get up there and chunk the sh*t out of it and hope for the best?? You are getting so caught up on YOU, that one day you are gonna lose aisle awareness and hurt yourself or DIE. I was a newbie - but, again, my beauty compromised my safety training so, I can at least hope to give a little something back - though I've moved on. If you continue bowling - bowl with experienced friends and they will point you in the right direction. I'm getting all emotional now...... ......I'm gonna cry. Please hug me. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EMSchick98 0 #86 June 9, 2005 Well thank you for your words of wisdom... I just cannot imagine having a WHOLE year in the sport... wow... you are my lane-hero! "me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #87 June 9, 2005 QuoteI'm getting all emotional now...... ......I'm gonna cry. Please hug me. It's ok, sweetie! I'll give you a hug. Just create a new identity, say, ten minutes ago, and see if you can get some more sympathy that way! "I HAVE EXERCIIIIIISED THE DEMON!!!! CAN YOU FEEL THAT?!" ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #88 June 9, 2005 Generally relative bowlers don't share the lane with free bowlers, unless it's of course a hybrid bowl. Free bowlers usually require bumpers and are at the far end of the alley because the relative bowlers are scared to death of them, and also because they dress funny. I hope this answers your question. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WILDBILLAQR 0 #89 June 9, 2005 The order should be relitive bowlers large group to small group, then free bowlers. Make certain to give proper seperation between groups, none of that 45degree stuff. If your not certain, check with your coach,BO (bowl organiser) or coctail waitress---------------------------------------------- "Thats not smoke, thats BUCKEYE!!" AQR#3,CWR#49 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #90 June 9, 2005 You are satan!!! See you in the Bowler Incident Forum!! is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #91 June 9, 2005 QuoteFree bowlers usually require bumpers and are at the far end of the alley because the relative bowlers are scared to death of them, and also because they dress funny. I hope this answers your question. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #92 June 9, 2005 QuoteThe order should be relitive bowlers large group to small group, then free bowlers. Make certain to give proper seperation between groups, none of that 45degree stuff. If your not certain, check with your coach,BO (bowl organiser) or coctail waitress cocktail waitress....bwhahahahahahahaah!!! Ok I gotta get to the bank. These threads have kept my faith in mankind. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #93 June 9, 2005 Has this been posted yet? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #94 June 9, 2005 Going to wash truck...right next to a BOWLING ALLEY!!! I'm so scared. Oh the horror. Have fun at the bank Jaye! If I don't come back to this thread....temptation got the best of me. WPBD (white pins/bowling death) is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #95 June 9, 2005 OMG!!!!! I think I'm gonna Bowl Troll!!! is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #96 June 9, 2005 Quote OMG!!!!! I think I'm gonna Bowl Troll!!! I think we all should. Let's take over their forum and save HH's bandwidth. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #97 June 9, 2005 QuoteQuote OMG!!!!! I think I'm gonna Bowl Troll!!! I think we all should. Let's take over their forum and save HH's bandwidth. That's outstanding!!! If I had time, I'd help you but I MUST get the freak out of here...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #98 June 10, 2005 Listen Girl.. be careful who you listen to out there. Exactly how many Frames have those Girls Bowled? God only knows what kinda Rack they have been bowling with. Thier Racks may be totally different than yours. They could be giving horrible information. Make sure that you consult with YOUR Bowling instructor before trying anything you hear about on this site. One of those two 100 Frame wonders has already admitted to dabling in "Billiards". That is a Completely different Disiplne and requires a totally different skill set. careful who you listen to. They may just be trying to get into your Pants!! Trust me.. I learned the hard way. This is not a Forgiving Sport. One simple Mistake (like forgetting to let go of the BAll) and you CAN GO IN!! That Ball Return will be there waiting for you to make a mistake!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #99 June 10, 2005 QuoteListen Girl.. be careful who you listen to out there. Exactly how many Frames have those Girls Bowled? God only knows what kinda Rack they have been bowling with. Thier Racks may be totally different than yours. They could be giving horrible information. Make sure that you consult with YOUR Bowling instructor before trying anything you hear about on this site. One of those two 100 Frame wonders has already admitted to dabling in "Billiards". That is a Completely different Disiplne and requires a totally different skill set. careful who you listen to. They may just be trying to get into your Pants!! Trust me.. I learned the hard way. This is not a Forgiving Sport. One simple Mistake (like forgetting to let go of the BAll) and you CAN GO IN!! That Ball Return will be there waiting for you to make a mistake!! OMG great advice coming from a 10 bowl wonder! I think you need to go shave your balls. They're looking a bit hairy. (I have no idea what that means) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #100 June 10, 2005 I have bowled atleast 100 times more frames than you!! I have bowled in every discipline and have certifications from the USBA. I am Instructor Rated. How dare you question my credibility!! And I just shaved my DAMN Ball Girl!! I don’t need to do it again until Sunday!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
