yardhippie 0 #1 April 7, 2006 I am sure that there are others but right now I rate this one as THE one. Here is my story: Home from work. Got all my errands run. Changed into some comfy clothes and sat down on the couch to do a little video editing and watch some TV. Not much on, but hey... Charlie's Angles-Full Throttle. MMmmmm... chicks. Little did I realize that no matter hot those chicks may (or may not) be it was awful. Its special effects reminded me of that King solomons mine movie or maybe on a good day it might have been as good as the final action scenes in Indiana Jones-Temple of Doom. The plot? The was a point? It made my eyes bleed. Acting you ask? Surely a guy could put up with all that yapping to watch those women! Nay! I would have rather watched reruns of The Nanny than have to listen to their yammering anymore. I couldnt watch even HALF of that piece of crap. Sorry, but I had to vent. [/rant]Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 April 7, 2006 QuoteNay! I would have rather watched reruns of The Nanny than have to listen to their yammering anymore. OMG, that would be a fate worse than death!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #3 April 7, 2006 Pretty sad when T & A can't even carry the movie....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 April 7, 2006 QuotePretty sad when T & A can't even carry the movie.... Exactly! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #5 April 7, 2006 Nice avatar! Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyGuyIIx 0 #6 April 7, 2006 The worst/dumbest/idioticly pathetic movie of all time to me is Freddy Got Fingered!! ....ugh....I wanna spew just thinking about it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #7 April 7, 2006 my vote for worst movie YENTLE BARBRA STRISHAND GOOD singer worst actress ever and she is ugly ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 April 7, 2006 QuoteThe worst/dumbest/idioticly pathetic movie of all time to me is Freddy Got Fingered!! ....ugh....I wanna spew just thinking about it! I thought it was really funny!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 April 7, 2006 QuoteI would have rather watched reruns of The Nanny than have to listen to their yammering anymore. Isn't that what the mute button is for? I had friends in grad school who would watch Shania Twain videos that way. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteI would have rather watched reruns of The Nanny than have to listen to their yammering anymore. Isn't that what the mute button is for? I had friends in grad school who would watch Shania Twain videos that way. the mute button just dont help much for me. Cuz Im still remembering how awful what I just heard waz. The there was the crappy special effects were. I think I could have done better with a couple of mirrors and a flashlight! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 April 7, 2006 Quote...Isn't that what the mute button is for? I had friends in grad school who would watch Shania Twain videos that way. Reminds me...in my younger days, a long, long time ago() we got stoned and turned down the volume and made up our own dialog to the movie....quite fun...but it's debatable how much was really fun and how much was the pot talkin'.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #12 April 7, 2006 Not you! I never would have guessed it *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #13 April 7, 2006 "The New World." Someone needs to tell Terrance Mallick that you do need a plot--cinematography alone, no matter how good, is not enough.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #14 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe worst/dumbest/idioticly pathetic movie of all time to me is Freddy Got Fingered!! ....ugh....I wanna spew just thinking about it! I thought it was really funny!!! Same! How can a person NOT laugh about Tom Green stopping by the side of a road to take a turn jerking off a horse?! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 April 7, 2006 Cahrlies angels was a VERY BAD movie but until you've seen "vatos" don't go claiming to have watched the worst movie ever. VATOS- is defintely the worst movie I have ever seenMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThe worst/dumbest/idioticly pathetic movie of all time to me is Freddy Got Fingered!! ....ugh....I wanna spew just thinking about it! I thought it was really funny!!! Same! How can a person NOT laugh about Tom Green stopping by the side of a road to take a turn jerking off a horse?! Blues, Dave That was an awesome scene! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #17 April 7, 2006 Batman and Robin was pretty bad along the same lines I mean, they had The Terminator, and a bunch of hot chicks. How could they go wrong? I knew I was in trouble when I heard the first line: "Hi Freeze, I'm Batman." Worst movie was some Steven Segal POS I saw with chemical weapons and some Native American medicinal flower that they dropped from a plane. Can't even remember the name. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 April 7, 2006 Quote Worst movie was some Steven Segal POS I saw with chemical weapons and some Native American medicinal flower that they dropped from a plane. Can't even remember the name. I think all Steven Segal movies are automatically in the running for "worst movie ever". Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #19 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuote Worst movie was some Steven Segal POS I saw with chemical weapons and some Native American medicinal flower that they dropped from a plane. Can't even remember the name. I think all Steven Segal movies are automatically in the running for "worst movie ever". Blues, Dave maybe, but they didnt have the total awful package like charlies angels. I would equate the acting to bad porn, without the nekkidity. I've shit turds that had more depth. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 April 7, 2006 You obviously turned it off before the "Pussycat Dolls" scene. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #21 April 7, 2006 freddy go fingered was pretty awful, however wolf creek was THE worst... i am STILL trying to figure out how to make up for those 2 hours of my life"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #22 April 7, 2006 QuoteYou obviously turned it off before the "Pussycat Dolls" scene. Nope, saw that too. ive seen better dancing at the Pink Pony. I realize that you have to have a bit of willingness to belive the move to enjoy it. About the only thing I belive about that move is that somebody spent too much money for that crap. Do you realize how many jumps were wasted in that movie? The nerve of some people! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #23 April 7, 2006 I would say that all of Steven Seagals movies (of the few that I have been unfortunate/stupid enough to watch), tie for stupidest movie ever. Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #24 April 7, 2006 My vote for the worst movie EVER still has to be Sphere. It was terrible and insulting. And what makes it so bad is that it had such a hugely talented cast, meaning the producers sold it to the public as a "good" movie. You can't say that about the Charlie's Angels flicks, or anything with Steven Seagal in it. Those movies don't "pretend" to be anything but what they are- kind of trashy, maybe a guilty pleasure or strictly action. They get a pass in my book. I expect better from actors like Samuel L. Jackson and Dustin Hoffman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #25 April 7, 2006 Another pathectic movie. but at least their special effects were somewhat believeable. Admittidly it was full of poor acting and a super lame plot. I equate that C.A. flick to an independent film with a budget of about $3.50.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
