airtwardo 7 #1 April 10, 2006 Yardhippe has a thread going that got me thinking about all the little 'unwritten' rules of corporate life. It's been a few years since I've lived in THAT prison, but here are a few I remember.... anyone have any others to add? ~Always dress for the job you want, not the job you have. ~Always walk everywhere 'with purpose' and in a hurry. ~Always carry 'something' in your hands... Not only does it look like you're going somewhere to DO something, but the weight will eventually make your arms LONGER...thereby enabling you to look someone in the eyes while you stab them in the back! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpah 0 #2 April 10, 2006 - The person you are bitching about can or will hear you - Be the only person who can do the job and you'll keep the job. However, if you cannot be replaced you can never be promoted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 April 10, 2006 Sadly: ~Do unto others before they do unto you ~its not the quality of your work, its fooling people into believing its quality work. ~put the proper cover sheet on the TPS reports Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 April 10, 2006 Quote~put the proper cover sheet on the TPS reports *** I'm gonna need for you to come in this Sunday.... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 April 10, 2006 Its always the "incompetents" who create drama and tattle tale on the people who do a good job and dont play in to the office drama. Its always the people who have a life outside of work who get tattled on for not being 'team players' and punished for not playing in to office drama. In my previous job, a co-worker told my manager that I wore a shirt to a client site that revealed my midriff. It took me about 2 seconds to make my manager feel like a complete idiot for believing my co-worker. Problem in Hippie's case is that nobody will tell him what we did wrong. Probably because we did nothing wrong. Either he heard something and misinterpreted it, or he was just jealous that hippie was out with two hotties.. woohooo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 April 10, 2006 QuoteIts always the "incompetents" who create drama and tattle tale on the people who do a good job and dont play in to the office drama. *** That's because, besides being incompetent and needing to make others look bad, they usually have no 'life' outside of work, and feel intimidated by anyone who does! ESPICALLY if they have TWO hotties with them!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 April 10, 2006 Quoteor he was just jealous that hippie was out with two hotties.. woohooo! I'll bet this is the case! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 April 10, 2006 Quote Problem in Hippie's case is that nobody will tell him what we did wrong. Probably because we did nothing wrong. Either he heard something and misinterpreted it, or he was just jealous that hippie was out with two hotties.. woohooo! I do recall comments being made (by us) about me being out with you two. In fact I think the phrase "hippie sandwich" was spoken a couple of times. all other things considered, if there was some ultra-conservative ass there they may have interpereted out enjoyable evening at the ball game as, morally unaccepeptable evening of menage a tres beginning at a ball game. Jelous Fuckers! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 April 10, 2006 Quote as, morally unaccepeptable evening of menage a trois beginning at a ball game. Jelous Fuckers! BWAHAHHHAAAA!! Sorry I dont mean to laugh out loud.. but.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
