BirdBoi 0 #1 April 9, 2006 Soo.. Afta a dry spell im back in the game After my sis's b-day meal i go with one of our mates to sum posh bar in kensington...havin a few drinks and these birds cum over.. oviously a bit older.. so we start chatting small talk and my mate blerts out "He just got singed for a modeling contract" So i roll woth it and they love it... i tell them he works for the BBC...they turn round and say "We both work for the BBC too" .. so trying our hardest to keep it going we somehow manage to keep our composure and pull it off. The drinks start flowing harder, all on our tab of course So they come back from the toliet and they swap seats, Im fine with this as the one im now sat with is a stunner who i think i havnt gota chance with. So she asks how old I am, being only 20 i decided to add a couple of years to 22.. she says "i like younger guys" So i throw the question back at her, turns out shes 30!!! (Actually 32 as she told my mate earlier). The question start to get more in depth, trying to avoid the subjects "I dnt like talkin about work" We have a few more drinks and then then a oquard silence she says " I really wana suck your cock" No joke i was completely gobsmaked we ended up having to leave early Shes foned me twice today already... Feels good to be back P.S I will deal with her if any of you were wondering Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 April 9, 2006 QuoteWe have a few more drinks and then then a oquard silence she says " I really wana suck your cock" ummm..... you didn't, by any chance, happen to notice if she had a rather pronounced adam's apple, did you?.. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 April 9, 2006 The bar scene is so classy. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 April 9, 2006 One day soon I'm gonna tell the moon about the crying game... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #5 April 9, 2006 So when are you bringing her to all the boogies? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdBoi 0 #6 April 9, 2006 oh yes very sure No apple there or under her top either Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdBoi 0 #7 April 9, 2006 Your never tool old Considering its one of the most expensive bars in London i was supprisingly shocked myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdBoi 0 #8 April 9, 2006 I dnt like sharing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 April 9, 2006 Sounds like a cute girl. Hope you like her when you're sober, too. I was sober when I met my wife. That worked out really well for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BirdBoi 0 #10 April 9, 2006 Sounds like a cute girl. Hope you like her when you're sober, too. ----------------------------------------------------- Me too ----------------------------------------------------- I was sober when I met my wife. That worked out really well for me. ----------------------------------------------------- Hmmm duno about wifey material, when im 25 she'll be 37 Definatly a sound investmant tho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #11 April 9, 2006 Woohoo!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #12 April 9, 2006 QuoteSounds like a cute girl. Hope you like her when you're sober, too. I was sober when I met my wife. That worked out really well for me. But was she???? Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #13 April 9, 2006 I would bet lots of money (if I had lots of money) that she is psycho. Hopefully she doesn't know where you live. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #14 April 9, 2006 QuoteI would bet lots of money (if I had lots of money) that she is psycho. Hopefully she doesn't know where you live. Hush, Karen, you'll ruin all our fun. I just popped some popcorn so I can sit back and watch how this one plays out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BirdBoi 0 #15 April 9, 2006 I would bet lots of money (if I had lots of money) that she is psycho. ----------------------------------------------------------- ..but shes a hot psycho..and who says im not ----------------------------------------------------------- Hush, Karen, you'll ruin all our fun. I just popped some popcorn so I can sit back and watch how this one plays out ----------------------------------------------------------- Im sure i can keep you all updated.. if im not heard from in a few weeks somone alert the police Ill take a pic of us when i meet her next and you can all judge us for urselfs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #16 April 9, 2006 How would a picture help us judge if she's psycho or not? Well.. I guess if you were wearing a dog collar and she had you on a leash that might be a clue.. Seriously, your story contained many red flags that indicate that this girl should be avoided. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #17 April 9, 2006 QuoteHow would a picture help us judge if she's psycho or not? Shh, I want to know how he explains taking her picture on their date... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #18 April 9, 2006 QuoteSeriously, your story contained many red flags that this girl should be avoided. *** NO WAY! At 20 years old...that's how I met 3/4's of the women I dated!! Ride that pony till she buckles or bucks ya off... Maybe not the kind of girl ya would take home to mom...but ole DAD would sure be proud! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #19 April 9, 2006 She's psycho.. she'll loving having her picture taken. It shows that she has in fact suceeded in dominating him. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BirdBoi 0 #20 April 9, 2006 She's psycho.. she'll loving having her picture taken. It shows that she has in fact suceeded in dominating him. ----------------------------------------------------------- Im ok with that ----------------------------------------------------------- Seriously, your story contained many red flags that indicate that this girl should be avoided. ----------------------------------------------------------- Im young free and single, shes free and single.. so its all good Thanks for the concern tho, im sure ill be fine ----------------------------------------------------------- Shh, I want to know how he explains taking her picture on their date... ----------------------------------------------------------- Hmm mite be tricky but like Opera *cough* i mean Karen said i dnt think she ll mind. Jus playin Chica ----------------------------------------------------------- NO WAY! At 20 years old...that's how I met 3/4's of the women I dated!! Ride that pony till she buckles or bucks ya off... Maybe not the kind of girl ya would take home to mom...but ole DAD would sure be proud! ---------------------------------------------------------- Thanks dude and yes.. yes he was Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #21 April 9, 2006 QuoteWell.. I guess if you were wearing a dog collar and she had you on a leash that might be a clue.. Either that, or just a sign he's gonna have a good night. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnRich 4 #22 April 9, 2006 That story is so unbelievable: No one who works for the BBC would have such poor spelling, punctuation and grammar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites panzwami 0 #23 April 10, 2006 Quote Hmmm duno about wifey material, when im 25 she'll be 37 37????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites leroydb 0 #24 April 10, 2006 Apparently you didnt read my last thread Titled "Male date rape drug" [Beer] is the devil http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2166590#2166590Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hookitt 1 #25 April 10, 2006 Quote 37????? (please tell me someone gets the reference....) We got it.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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BirdBoi 0 #10 April 9, 2006 Sounds like a cute girl. Hope you like her when you're sober, too. ----------------------------------------------------- Me too ----------------------------------------------------- I was sober when I met my wife. That worked out really well for me. ----------------------------------------------------- Hmmm duno about wifey material, when im 25 she'll be 37 Definatly a sound investmant tho Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 April 9, 2006 Woohoo!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #12 April 9, 2006 QuoteSounds like a cute girl. Hope you like her when you're sober, too. I was sober when I met my wife. That worked out really well for me. But was she???? Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #13 April 9, 2006 I would bet lots of money (if I had lots of money) that she is psycho. Hopefully she doesn't know where you live. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 April 9, 2006 QuoteI would bet lots of money (if I had lots of money) that she is psycho. Hopefully she doesn't know where you live. Hush, Karen, you'll ruin all our fun. I just popped some popcorn so I can sit back and watch how this one plays out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdBoi 0 #15 April 9, 2006 I would bet lots of money (if I had lots of money) that she is psycho. ----------------------------------------------------------- ..but shes a hot psycho..and who says im not ----------------------------------------------------------- Hush, Karen, you'll ruin all our fun. I just popped some popcorn so I can sit back and watch how this one plays out ----------------------------------------------------------- Im sure i can keep you all updated.. if im not heard from in a few weeks somone alert the police Ill take a pic of us when i meet her next and you can all judge us for urselfs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #16 April 9, 2006 How would a picture help us judge if she's psycho or not? Well.. I guess if you were wearing a dog collar and she had you on a leash that might be a clue.. Seriously, your story contained many red flags that indicate that this girl should be avoided. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #17 April 9, 2006 QuoteHow would a picture help us judge if she's psycho or not? Shh, I want to know how he explains taking her picture on their date... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 April 9, 2006 QuoteSeriously, your story contained many red flags that this girl should be avoided. *** NO WAY! At 20 years old...that's how I met 3/4's of the women I dated!! Ride that pony till she buckles or bucks ya off... Maybe not the kind of girl ya would take home to mom...but ole DAD would sure be proud! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #19 April 9, 2006 She's psycho.. she'll loving having her picture taken. It shows that she has in fact suceeded in dominating him. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdBoi 0 #20 April 9, 2006 She's psycho.. she'll loving having her picture taken. It shows that she has in fact suceeded in dominating him. ----------------------------------------------------------- Im ok with that ----------------------------------------------------------- Seriously, your story contained many red flags that indicate that this girl should be avoided. ----------------------------------------------------------- Im young free and single, shes free and single.. so its all good Thanks for the concern tho, im sure ill be fine ----------------------------------------------------------- Shh, I want to know how he explains taking her picture on their date... ----------------------------------------------------------- Hmm mite be tricky but like Opera *cough* i mean Karen said i dnt think she ll mind. Jus playin Chica ----------------------------------------------------------- NO WAY! At 20 years old...that's how I met 3/4's of the women I dated!! Ride that pony till she buckles or bucks ya off... Maybe not the kind of girl ya would take home to mom...but ole DAD would sure be proud! ---------------------------------------------------------- Thanks dude and yes.. yes he was Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #21 April 9, 2006 QuoteWell.. I guess if you were wearing a dog collar and she had you on a leash that might be a clue.. Either that, or just a sign he's gonna have a good night. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #22 April 9, 2006 That story is so unbelievable: No one who works for the BBC would have such poor spelling, punctuation and grammar. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panzwami 0 #23 April 10, 2006 Quote Hmmm duno about wifey material, when im 25 she'll be 37 37????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #24 April 10, 2006 Apparently you didnt read my last thread Titled "Male date rape drug" [Beer] is the devil http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2166590#2166590Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #25 April 10, 2006 Quote 37????? (please tell me someone gets the reference....) We got it.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
