Vectracide 0 #1 April 10, 2006 Inspired from the "If women didn't know they were beauitiful" thread: There would be alot less avatars with seductive, scantily clad body shots. Then act surprised when so many pathetic horny men start sweating over thier keyboard in the cubicle trying to type "How U Doin", "Your hot!", "Is that really your bootay?", "Are those really your boobies?" The thread becomes a complete hijack of whatever mindless dribble the female was posting about in the first place (not like it really mattered, they just wanted to put some ass or nip in the avatar to get some attention whoring). Shortly after, several posts of how the baby feline species just suffered a near extinction....... they act all shy and change the to some sitting on the couch in sweats pic. Please....not foolin anyone. At least the ones wittnessing this sad little show, not posting to it. This is where the second wave of reinforcing self-infatuation begins. The little posts containg the pathetic, yet amusing display of men crying to the fact that they somehow missed out on the picture, because they were actually doing something for the paycheck they receive at the end of the month. "Can you PM me if you don't want to put it up?", "Oh! I was putting a cover sheet on my TPS report and didnt see it!", " For the love of god. Don't forget the dude who leaves his wingman....you know the one. Hes the guy that says her "ass and or boobies" aren't nearly as nice as *insert DZ.Com name of some chick they guy wants to bag*, knowing she would see it, or even better, be replying to that actual female in the same thread. That's the equivalent of a virtual cock-block hijack, and a death warrant to any possibilities of shaggin the original chick. (not like shes lookin for that in the first place here guys) The thread finally dies after many ingored posts of whiners not seeing the goods, mostly because, the original poster has left some time ago after becoming bored of the train wreck they have caused, only to be revived the next day by some dope who just got back from visiting his dying grandmother in another state. "Oh man! I go away for a second and I missed it.....was it good?" *sigh* These can and usually are repeated by the same offenders as the effects of attention whoring only last so long. It appears to be like crack cocaine for some, which return with another gem only a couple weeks later. And some do it only once, as afraid of being banned a cyber tease. Although, I could be wrong. The camera might of just been sitting next to the computer and she was bored. Nah, I'll stick with my original thesis. ------------------------------ Controlled and Deliberate..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #2 April 10, 2006 Sort of like posting an entirely new thread about how smart and observant one must obviously to ba able catch on that someone else is craving attention by posting certain types of material in a public forum? I get it. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #3 April 10, 2006 Well... to seem smart he might have at least done a spelling or grammar check so I don't think he was going for THAT effect. As to his point? Okay. I'll change my avatar to one with me in sweats as soon as I get home. It seems he is requesting less distractions and more deep [*cough] intellectual posts... ah hem... you know, like he apparently just tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #4 April 10, 2006 You know, I made the same observations with regard to the seeming intent of his initial post. However, I wonder if the distractions will be lessened for him without total removal of any and all avatars/pictures/posts of a provacative or slightly less than mundane nature. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 April 10, 2006 I can't pay attention to anything you are saying because of your avatar. I'm a sucker for a guy with a smirk. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #6 April 10, 2006 QuoteWell... to seem smart he might have at least done a spelling or grammar check so I don't think he was going for THAT effect. As to his point? Okay. I'll change my avatar to one with me in sweats as soon as I get home. . Change it to one where the flash is not so close to your forehead, it's a bit shiny in your current avatarYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #7 April 10, 2006 Et tu Squeak? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #8 April 10, 2006 Aren't you supposed to be teaching right now??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #9 April 10, 2006 QuoteI can't pay attention to anything you are saying because of your avatar. I'm a sucker for a guy with a smirk. And I'm a sucker for smart, funny women in control. It doesn't hurt that you're a hottie too. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 April 10, 2006 Kiss me ass... NSFW BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 April 10, 2006 QuoteKiss me ass... Oh...so that was the one I missed! WooooHoooo! Now I can quit whining!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #12 April 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteKiss me ass... Oh...so that was the one I missed! WooooHoooo! Now I can quit whining!Sending Bobbi antiseptic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 April 10, 2006 Thanks girl!!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 April 10, 2006 QuoteI can't pay attention to anything you are saying because of your avatar. I'm a sucker for a guy with a smirk. Did you type something - my attention is being completely drawn to your boobies in the 3/4" x 1" picture. God - to think what it would be like life sized? Oh wait - Ive seen that too. . . . what was this post about?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 April 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteKiss me ass... Oh...so that was the one I missed! WooooHoooo! Now I can quit whining!Sending Bobbi antiseptic. Better send her some more!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 April 10, 2006 "walt doesn't like sloppy seconds, but damn that's a nice ass!" It IS, isn't it?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 April 10, 2006 QuoteDid you type something - my attention is being completely drawn to your boobies in the 3/4" x 1" picture. LOL...Should I crop them out? It makes no difference to me!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 April 10, 2006 Quote"walt doesn't like sloppy seconds, but damn that's a nice ass!" It IS, isn't it?? Bobbi It MIGHT be. All I'm saying is that pictures can be deceiving. Personal inspection is required for complete confirmation.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 April 10, 2006 Quote"walt doesn't like sloppy seconds, but damn that's a nice ass!" It IS, isn't it?? Bobbi Yes, that is an ass with class. Truly grabbable looking, but yet too perfect for any kind of rough handling. Maybe some extended tongue caresses and kisses. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 April 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteDid you type something - my attention is being completely drawn to your boobies in the 3/4" x 1" picture. LOL...Should I crop them out? It makes no difference to me! FOR GOD SAKES WOMAN! Don't EVER play around like that! Not EVEN funny!The sarcasm might have been lost on the fact that boobies were mentioned - but it lies squarely on the fact that the picture is as big as a THUMB!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #21 April 10, 2006 Well.. okay. I guess the ones who post that stuff get the attention that they want. The ones who dont post that stuff dont want the attention in the first place. So everyone is happy right? Whats the problem? ps- Hey Bobbie, nice ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #22 April 10, 2006 QuoteQuote"walt doesn't like sloppy seconds, but damn that's a nice ass!" It IS, isn't it?? Bobbi It MIGHT be. All I'm saying is that pictures can be deceiving. Personal inspection is required for complete confirmation. FWIW, I slipped into perv mode and grabbed Bobbi's ass a while back. I am among a very few who have done that and lived to tell about it, and even so, I am constantly looking over my shoulder. I never knew that grabbing ass could reach the level of being an almost religious experience, but damn!!!! We're talkin' a seriously nice ass!!! So take my word for it and don't try it yourself. It's truly dangerous territory. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 April 10, 2006 Thanks, Kitty...Nice hat!BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 April 10, 2006 Quote So take my word for it and don't try it yourself. It's truly dangerous territory. Walt Well, see, I. for one, wouldn't FORCE and inspection. The inspection would have to be completely voluntary with no repercussions. Of course, I could do a walk by and blame you for it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #25 April 10, 2006 "I never knew that grabbing ass could reach the level of being an almost religious experience, but damn!!!! We're talkin' a seriously nice ass!!!" Oh, shut up! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
