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RkyMtnHigh

Massages...R U good at it giving one? (I need one)

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I give kick-ass massages. Why do you think that my wife puts up with me? Seriously, when I'm in the office, I have a line of coworkers stopping by for a 3 minute neck and shoulder massage. My specialty is lower back and calves.
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I used to be pretty good at them. Back then, I considered it a compliment when they would end up falling asleep. But, the acting like a gentleman got me nowhere, and I wasn't making any money at it, so my skills suffered.

Also, it became very much in my interest to make sure she didn't fall asleep during it. I simply lack the ability to give massages anymore that are as innocent as they used to be.;) And since I'm a one-woman man, my hands set upon but one lady.


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I'm very good at giving massages.... slightly out of practice but it's like riding a bike... some things you just don't forget... :ph34r:



Hey! You were supposed to come visit Jen and I at Zhills this past weekend at the Flock n Dock. Where were you?





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I'm very good at giving massages.... slightly out of practice but it's like riding a bike... some things you just don't forget... :ph34r:



Hey! You were supposed to come visit Jen and I at Zhills this past weekend at the Flock n Dock. Where were you?



Spent most of the week sick with the flu... I had to work Saturday to make up for time I missed during the week... I kept looking outside thinking "dam'n, I should be in Z-hills now"... :(
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I'm very good at giving massages.... slightly out of practice but it's like riding a bike... some things you just don't forget... :ph34r:



Hey! You were supposed to come visit Jen and I at Zhills this past weekend at the Flock n Dock. Where were you?


Why didn't you get one from Michelle,Sunday?
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I'm very good at giving massages.... slightly out of practice but it's like riding a bike... some things you just don't forget... :ph34r:



Hey! You were supposed to come visit Jen and I at Zhills this past weekend at the Flock n Dock. Where were you?


Why didn't you get one from Michelle,Sunday?


Kevin Keenan got a massage from her and said it was awesome! However she had a line of customers and was on loads in between, so I missed out:|





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