soulshine 0 #26 April 11, 2006 Quote Smartass. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #27 April 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteYeah, actually from you I probably *would* love it!!! You really *are* a sick bastard! You don't honestly want me to fart and hold you under the covers to absorb the stench do you? Trust me, I stink. My farts are damn near leathal at times. Wait a minute.... This is coming from Mr. Glory Hole. Of course you're twisted!! Heh, heh. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #28 April 11, 2006 When you posting a new story Walt?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #29 April 11, 2006 QuoteWhen you posting a new story Walt? Damn, I guess it better be soon!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #30 April 11, 2006 You posted a bunch of stories with rapid secession, and now it has been a while. You need to stress some mods Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #31 April 11, 2006 QuoteWhen you posting a new story Walt? *** Yeah 'Uncle' Walt! Time for a warm & fuzzy' bedtime story.... Something with hookers, handcuffs and Mexican food! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #32 April 11, 2006 Don't forget cops, glory holes, spitting in tamales, and drinking urine! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #33 April 11, 2006 As I understand it any altitude over 25,000 you need a bailout bottle.We just used on-demand O2 from 10,000 to 22,000."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #34 April 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhen you posting a new story Walt? *** Yeah 'Uncle' Walt! Time for a warm & fuzzy' bedtime story.... Something with hookers, handcuffs and Mexican food! I do indeed have a story about that, but I ain't *never* gonna write that one up!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 April 11, 2006 QuoteDon't forget cops, glory holes, spitting in tamales, and drinking urine! Stop telling my trade secrets!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #36 April 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteDon't forget cops, glory holes, spitting in tamales, and drinking urine! Stop telling my trade secrets!!! Walt Never! I'll tell them all if you don't post another story soon. A crack head needs crack, a pot head needs pot, well we have become addicted to your sordid tales and now your Waltheads are craving.... well..... Walt! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #37 April 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhen you posting a new story Walt? *** Yeah 'Uncle' Walt! Time for a warm & fuzzy' bedtime story.... Something with hookers, handcuffs and Mexican food! I do indeed have a story about that, but I ain't *never* gonna write that one up!!! Walt *** Come on! Just 'substitute' some details....no one will know it's YOU.... Make it Italian food instead!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #38 April 11, 2006 Exactly, it can all happen to a guy named Tlaw. And no, I'm not changing my avatar airtwardo, I'm just amazed I came up with something you haven't seen 20 times before. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #39 April 11, 2006 QuoteExactly, it can all happen to a guy named Tlaw. And no, I'm not changing my avatar airtwardo, I'm just amazed I came up with something you haven't seen 20 times before. *** ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #40 April 11, 2006 Bolas. Call me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #41 April 11, 2006 QuoteBolas. Call me. *** Or just take a picture of her phone and email it to her! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #42 April 11, 2006 Fly an SF 260. It just looks too cool not to.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Regan1990 0 #43 April 11, 2006 Teleport 800 miles east of here to spend 1 hour with someone special -------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #44 April 11, 2006 give her a kiss... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #45 April 11, 2006 QuoteQuotewhat would you want to do right now if you could? get laid........... That should be easy now that you're famous.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #46 April 11, 2006 sleep. Not yet in shape for skydiving all damn weekend. and tequila bad. very bad.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #47 April 11, 2006 I want to know the story of that old mystery avatar of yours, the one that looks like it was taken from a foggy mirror or window, i cant stop thinking about it..smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #48 April 11, 2006 QuoteI want to know the story of that old mystery avatar of yours, the one that looks like it was taken from a foggy mirror or window, i cant stop thinking about it.. wasn't that over a year ago?..and you're still thinking about it? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #49 April 11, 2006 Honestly - take a nap - a nice long one without interruption. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #50 April 11, 2006 Aren't we still waiting to find out what a Jelly Bean Dutch Oven is?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
