To those celebrating, Happy Passover!

[ntrprnr 0]

To those (like me) who are spending this evening's Seder with family, gritting their teeth and trying manically to find the Afi Komen so we can go the heck home, and to those spending less stressful seder nights, I wish all of you a good holiday, and offer this little bit of Passover humor:

A Jewish guy gets the honor of being called "Sir" by the Queen. He goes for the tap on the shoulder with her sword, and he's supposed to recite a line in Latin. After several other men do it without any problem, it's his turn.

He gets flustered in the heat of the moment, though, and winds up saying "Ma-nish-ta'na, Haleila Hazeh, Mi-kol Ha le los."

The Queen, aghast, turns to her first in command, and says, "Why is this knight different than all other knights??"

Giggle.

Happy Passover, and leave the Otter door open for Elijah!

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"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[SpeedRacer 1]

I've been to Seders. My mother's Catholic church holds one every passover.

I've always enjoyed it. And I have a Jewish friend who told me that Seders are cool because you get to watch your grandma get drunk!

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[seejanefall 0]

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Happy Passover, and leave the Otter door open for Elijah!

Now I'll have to stop my husband from opening the front door by rolling it up. . . "Let all who are yearing. . . jump. . ."

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[altichick 1]

I'm in Israel right now and this whole passover thing is new to me. I was late hitting the shops yesterday so I missed out. No bread, no beer, no pasta.... for a whole week!! It's only day one and I'm starving already!!

Still we get extra days jumping so it's not all bad

Happy Passover basck at ya!

Don't sweat the petty things... and don't pet the sweaty things!

[SkyDaemon 0]

Shalom!

Happy Passover!

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Happy Passover, and leave the Otter door open for Elijah!

Hmm last I checked Elijah had a bad habit of burning people he didn't get along with in a pillar of flame. I think i'll stay out of his way. :-)

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[airtwardo 7]

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...had a bad habit of burning people he didn't get along with in a pillar of flame.

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He was a GREENIE?!



Shalom!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[SpeedRacer 1]

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Hmm last I checked Elijah had a bad habit of burning people he didn't get along with in a pillar of flame.

Oh, so he must hang out in Speaker's Corner ?

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[SpeedRacer 1]

So, I have a question: Since traditionally in Jewish holidays, the day begins at sundown of the day before, do Jews have the Seder on Wednesday evening or on Thursday??



here's a Jewish joke for ya:

They've got a Jewish version of those dolls where you pull the string & it says a recorded message. Traditionally the dolls say "Mama!" or "I love you" or something.

The Jewish version says, "AGAIN with the string?!!"

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[idlewild70 0]

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So, I have a question: Since traditionally in Jewish holidays, the day begins at sundown of the day before, do Jews have the Seder on Wednesday evening or on Thursday??



here's a Jewish joke for ya:

They've got a Jewish version of those dolls where you pull the string & it says a recorded message. Traditionally the dolls say "Mama!" or "I love you" or something.

The Jewish version says, "AGAIN with the string?!!"

Both Wednesday and Thursday.

-Fish


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