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QuoteWe must be in baaaaad shape if I'm being sent
Yeah and the f-bomb didn't even phase them it seems.
I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!
NWFlyer 2
Cowboy hats, of course.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke
I would suggest a tailored suit, dark blue or black, red power tie and the following accessories:
Plain white envelope in the inner breast pocket stuffed with cash (for the little guys)
Attache case stuffed with bankrolled $100 bills (for the big boys)
Hidden microphone
Hidden camera
Plain white envelope in the inner breast pocket stuffed with cash (for the little guys)
Attache case stuffed with bankrolled $100 bills (for the big boys)
Hidden microphone
Hidden camera
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239
I went to FSU. What are they trying to get now?
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I love and Miss you so much Honey!
Orfun #3 ~ Darla
I love and Miss you so much Honey!
Orfun #3 ~ Darla
TheAnvil 0
May I recommend the Brickskeller Brew Pub in Dupont Circle and Kron Chocolatier's truffles while you're in DC...
Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
jumper03 0
QuoteI went to FSU. What are they trying to get now?
different FSU I'm thinking.....
Scars remind us that the past is real
Amazon 7
You are such a bad boy.. you need a spanking
QuoteI think I had a very shocked looked on my face and without thinking said - "You are fucking with me right?"
No one skipped a beat - "No we're not, here's your schedule..."
They were probably feeling you out to see if you were the right guy for the job. When you replied with a cuss word, it instantly cemented to them that you are the right guy.
Bakc when I was practicing in Los Angeles, I got to hang around some of the political types. "Motherfuckers" and "cocksuckers" were words that flowed quite freely with them. Sex, power, money, arrogance and alcohol are the common denominations in dealing with them.
Trust me - you'll fit right in. No bullshit, up front, say what you mean and mean what you say. It's how to build respect. Coddle them when necessary, but don't fuck around.
My wife is hotter than your wife.
I have never even heard you swear before. 
jumper03 0
QuoteI have never even heard you swear before.
you've never seen/heard me rilled up before either.
My bigger problem however is that I do not have a suit. Not even a jacket. I do have one tie - but it's got bugs bunny on it....
Scars remind us that the past is real
QuoteI have never even heard you swear before.
Then you've never seen the true Steve.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
Amazon 7
QuoteMy bigger problem however is that I do not have a suit. Not even a jacket. I do have one tie - but it's got bugs bunny on it....
Oh OH.. Off to Mens WearHouse with you OR contact the Fab Four and get on Queer Eye for the Straight College Professor
jumper03 0
QuoteQuoteMy bigger problem however is that I do not have a suit. Not even a jacket. I do have one tie - but it's got bugs bunny on it....
Oh OH.. Off to Mens WearHouse with you OR contact the Fab Four and get on Queer Eye for the Straight College Professor
I'm thinking jeans, hiking boots and button down shirt. best I can do.
I'll fix this getting sent to DC shit straight away
Scars remind us that the past is real
jumper03 0
QuoteQuoteI have never even heard you swear before.
Then you've never seen the true Steve.
and you shush. you'll ruin my good image
Scars remind us that the past is real
Can you still squeeze into your dress blues?
Or you could fatten up and wear my suit.
Or you could fatten up and wear my suit.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."
I have seen all your sides... the good, bad, and ugly. Don't piss me off or I will begin to leak details.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
Amazon 7
Aww Come on have some fun with it.. come up with some REALLLLY freaking obscure Generals Uniform wiht lots of medals and shit from some third world shithole.....imagine the fun you could have being wooed by K street lobbyists.
QuoteAww Come on have some fun with it.. come up with some REALLLLY freaking obscure Generals Uniform wiht lots of medals and shit from some third world shithole.....imagine the fun you could have being wooed by K street lobbyists.
He could be General Analjihad of the People's Republic of the American Isles.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."
jumper03 0
QuoteHe could be General Analjihad of the People's Republic of the American Isles.
that would ASSURE I would never be sent back...
I'm done posting before details about me get leaked. I got a reserve to pack anyway.
You all play nice - that means you Jeanne....
Scars remind us that the past is real
QuoteI'm done posting before details about me get leaked.
Wise choice.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~
Amazon 7
QuoteYou all play nice - that means you Jeanne....
Who..................little old MOI
Broke 0
Might I suggest you hit your nearest Mens Warehouse.
Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192
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