rehmwa 2 #76 April 14, 2006 QuoteIs the whip only for the mule? Yup - it really, really, really STINGS and smells like mule - I don't think that's what you're asking about though, is it? (but I have a couple other ones under the bar that I can pass back there that aren't mule stinkers - those are only if my passengers get uppity. Or just ask real nice. And here, this road section is a bit tricky, you should just take the whole pitcher of margaritas and make sure they don't spill). Tequila shots Anyone? I've got plenty. let me just put a little lime out there for the low timers......... ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #77 April 14, 2006 I asked my husband that question one time. He came back with a very quick reply "No honey, do I look stupid?!" I laughed my ass off. Gave me the answer I was looking for and I couldn't be mad at him for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #78 April 14, 2006 There's nothing wrong with being honest. Some people can handle the truth and some can't and are just hoping you'll be nice and say they aren't fat so they feel better. edit: Let me add this, though: "fat" is subjective. Some people think that 50lbs overweight isn't fat and some do (just an example). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #79 April 14, 2006 Quote And here, this road section is a bit tricky, you should just take the whole pitcher of margaritas and make sure they don't spill).But if I spill on my little white shirt it would be see through Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #80 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuote And here, this road section is a bit tricky, you should just take the whole pitcher of margaritas and make sure they don't spill).But if I spill on my little white shirt it would be see through Especially after I'm done sucking the tequila out of it... prob'ly a little wrinkled too... Was that my outside voice? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #81 April 14, 2006 Once again: Best wagon EVER.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #82 April 14, 2006 OK, welll ya'll have fun.... <---rows away in boat all by self Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #83 April 14, 2006 QuoteOK, welll ya'll have fun.... <---rows away in boat all by self Maybe we can put a little boat IN the wagon and you can sit in that. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #84 April 14, 2006 QuoteBut if I spill on my little white shirt it would be see through CAREFUL - it's full of icy goodness. oops, too late. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #85 April 14, 2006 QuoteEspecially after I'm done sucking the tequila out of it... prob'ly a little wrinkled too... JEEEZ! I just about drove into a frozen yogurt stand...... Must keep one eye on the road,.... the gently bumping road ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #86 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut if I spill on my little white shirt it would be see through CAREFUL - it's full of icy goodness. oops, too late.Oh no now my nipples are hard... sorry Rebecca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,545 #87 April 14, 2006 QuoteI asked my husband that question one time. He came back with a very quick reply "No honey, do I look stupid?!"Best. answer. ever. You do have a keeper Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #88 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteBut if I spill on my little white shirt it would be see through CAREFUL - it's full of icy goodness. oops, too late.Oh no now my nipples are hard... sorry Rebecca Careful. With this bumpy road, we don't want to poke an eye out.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #89 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteBut if I spill on my little white shirt it would be see through CAREFUL - it's full of icy goodness. oops, too late.Oh no now my nipples are hard... sorry Rebecca Careful. With this bumpy road, we don't want to poke an eye out.I need someone to keep me warm then Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUPERConnie 0 #90 April 14, 2006 I got the perfect answer to any question you don't want to answer....by asking this question, "Why would you ask me that question?" The perfect way to throw someone off track, is by replying with another question, thus putting the burden of the question right back onto their shoulders. For example: Hubby asks why you have your unwear on backwards after returning from the DZ..."Why would you ask that question?"..get the idea? instead of letting someone put you on the defense, switch the game plan...you ask the questions. The question asked about being fat, could be continued in this manner : "Why would you ask that Q?" "Why do you think you look fat?"...ect....get the idea? Put resposibility for dumb questions back on their shoulders & put them in the defense postion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #91 April 14, 2006 QuoteI need someone to keep me warm then As wagon organizer, that is actually part of my job description. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #92 April 14, 2006 QuoteBut if I spill on my little white shirt it would be see through Oh no now my nipples are hard... sorry Rebecca I need someone to keep me warm then You seem to have something in your left eye - you keep winking. Perhaps some more tequila would help with that. Hey, I just drive the thing and mix drinks. That, and flirt. But that's it,,, occasionally I'll guard a toe pick and make ballon animals, that and a little singing and dancing. and card tricks. sometimes I'll launder a shirt if it's wet or crusted with ice. Perhaps more tequila, and laying under the blazing hot sun will let you warm up and possibly glisten a bit.... ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #93 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteI need someone to keep me warm then As wagon organizer, that is actually part of my job description. where have you been, there's a very cold and attractive woman here, she's chilled, yet lying under the sun, in a bumpy wagon, and full of tequila - Frankly, I've only got about 7 more ideas left and some of them aren't "really" in my job description. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #94 April 14, 2006 QuoteMaybe we can put a little boat IN the wagon and you can sit in that. Ooooo, that sounds like fun. YEESSS! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUPERConnie 0 #95 April 14, 2006 ^Continueing on with my response to the Hubby's Q about underwear backwards, would go something like this: "why would you ask that Q?" ..."Don't you like my undies?"..."Are you jealous?"..."Don't you trust me?"...nothing throws people off more than having questions replied with more questions, in fact, in the situation^ I just described above, a barrage of questions aimed back, is the pect way to deal with that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #96 April 14, 2006 Attention Wagon Patrons: I'll have munchies available portside in 5Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #97 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteMaybe we can put a little boat IN the wagon and you can sit in that. Ooooo, that sounds like fun. YEESSS! It is all about compromise. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #98 April 14, 2006 QuoteAttention Wagon Patrons: I'll have munchies available portside in 5 drive the wagon, steer the boat. It's all the same to me. How do you feel about slushy ice cold tequila based drinks? That and body shots of tequila? And balloon animals. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #99 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteAttention Wagon Patrons: I'll have munchies available portside in 5 drive the wagon, steer the boat. It's all the same to me. How do you feel about slushy ice cold tequila based drinks? That and body shots of tequila? And balloon animals.Oooh I was unaware of the body shots... this wagon just gets better and better. Edited to add: I'm beginning to think this wagon needs it's own thread, it seems to keep hijacking others. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #100 April 14, 2006 Quote^Continueing on with my response to the Hubby's Q about underwear backwards, would go something like this: "why would you ask that Q?" ..."Don't you like my undies?"..."Are you jealous?"..."Don't you trust me?"...nothing throws people off more than having questions replied with more questions, in fact, in the situation^ I just described above, a barrage of questions aimed back, is the pect way to deal with that! Will you please give me some pity sex? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
