If you've learned one thing from dz.com it's...

[Flygurl 0]

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I've learned that Scott NEEDS to get laid. However, he is trapped in a vicious cycle - not getting laid is affecting his self-esteem, and his self-esteem is affecting his ability to get laid.

So someone MUST give him some pity sex, and then he'll be good to go from there. Cycle will be broken!!!!

If you're gonna put it out there like that you should just volunteer.

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"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

[turtlespeed 226]

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I've learned that Scott NEEDS to get laid. However, he is trapped in a vicious cycle - not getting laid is affecting his self-esteem, and his self-esteem is affecting his ability to get laid.

So someone MUST give him some pity sex, and then he'll be good to go from there. Cycle will be broken!!!!

If you're gonna put it out there like that you should just volunteer.

Perhaps you should BOTH help him out together.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You do not understand the amazing power of sex, young padawan (sp?). I kid you not . . . you feel reborn after you do it.
Anyone wanna back me up here? I know other people feel that way, as I was just talking to someone about it the other day.

Y'all just don't get it... its not about sex... its about love...
nevermind...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[kelel01 1]

I'm not 100% sure I agree with that. My first time wasn't with a romantic partner (except for that 1/2 hour ), but I still awoke feeling like a new person. It was very powerful.

[Thanatos340 1]

Yea.. But the sex part aint too bad either.

[kelel01 1]

I know. I'm mostly kidding with you. Because why else would you have waited so long if it weren't for love?

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[apollard24 0]

Dont say BOOBIES around a bunch of men (or women for the freaky ones)...

Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

[Flygurl 0]

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Perhaps you should BOTH help him out together.

We woudn't want to kill him!

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"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

[Gawain 0]

Boobies are always good. ...and they have the power to hijack just about any thread.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Dont say BOOBIES around a bunch of men (or women for the freaky ones)...

Did someone say BOOBIES?
(crowd muttering)
I think someone said BOOBIES. (crowd louder)
I swore I heard BOOBIES!!!
(crowd starts to chant)
BOOBIES!!! BOOBIES!!! BOOBIES!!!

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Richards 0]

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Some people should have a breathalyzer attached to their computers.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Perhaps you should BOTH help him out together.

We woudn't want to kill him!

Well - would you . . .

or - could you . . .

well, for pity's sake . . .
what about ME?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Richards 0]

Ive learned that there are several people who share my views and a whole lot of others who's views are wrong.

Richards

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[yamtx73 0]

that I can say whatever I want because nobody notices anyway...

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

[apollard24 0]

Just say Boobies!

Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

[Flygurl 0]

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Well - would you . . .

or - could you . . .

well, for pity's sake . . .
what about ME?

I thought you and Beth were coming over to help me paint.

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"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

[turtlespeed 226]

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Well - would you . . .

or - could you . . .

well, for pity's sake . . .
what about ME?

I thought you and Beth were coming over to help me paint.

No we ARE coming over, but not to help you paint, it's you we'll paint.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Flygurl 0]

Things I learned from DZ.com:

1. No matter what the thread started out as it always ends up about sex. I mean, what else is there???

2. If you post naughty pictures of yourself you'll get a zillion PM's. Half to say how YOU doin' and the other half to ask for a bigger picture.

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"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

[vdschoor 0]

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Things I learned from DZ.com:

1. No matter what the thread started out as it always ends up about sex. I mean, what else is there???

2. If you post naughty pictures of yourself you'll get a zillion PM's. Half to say how YOU doin' and the other half to ask for a bigger picture.

How you doin' can you send me a bigger picture of your avatar?

[Flygurl 0]

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How you doin' can you send me a bigger picture of your avatar?

I dunno. Have you been a good boy this year?

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"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

[vdschoor 0]

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How you doin' can you send me a bigger picture of your avatar?

I dunno. Have you been a good boy this year?

Nope.. you didnt tell me I had to be good..

[mcneill79 0]

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Well - would you . . .

or - could you . . .

well, for pity's sake . . .
what about ME?

I thought you and Beth were coming over to help me paint.

No we ARE coming over, but not to help you paint, it's you we'll paint.

And then lick it off... I love licking things off people.

[bbarnhouse 0]

Is just when I think I've seen or heard it all...someone comes up with another stupid human trick.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Is just when I think I've seen or heard it all...someone comes up with another stupid human trick.

Edible paint is good for you and the excersize it promotes is too.

seriously.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Flygurl 0]

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And then lick it off... I love licking things off people.

I knew there was something I loved about you, Beth.

Bring Turtlespeed with you... I'll get the body paint.

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"One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."