Bolas 5 #26 April 14, 2006 Quote"If an alien came from space and studied the bacterial counts," the professor says, "he probably would conclude he should wash his hands in your toilet and crap in your sink." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #27 April 14, 2006 When it comes to the toilet seat wars people should just learn to do things like this. Men, put the toilet seat up when you go, leave it up. This prevents sprinkles on the lid for which the women in your household should be thankful. Women, put the toilet seat down, leave it down. Men get no benefit for you leaving the seat down outside of not having to put it down when its time to drop a load off. This makes you, as a woman, the winner. Of course if you consider having to put the seat down more of a task than having to clean it up prior to using it, then disregard this and resume your life of perpetual conflict. Fact is, women should just be happy a man lifts the seat up prior to going instead of leaving it down, using the toilet, and not cleaning up. Now if only I could teach my parents to flush the toilet when you use it. Seems they believe in the "If it's yellow, let it mellow" philosophy which I despise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #28 April 14, 2006 Quote Ok, whose right and gives, anyway? It doesn't matter - where the toilet is concerned - she wins - hands down, end of discussion - just do as you're told.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #29 April 14, 2006 QuoteLeave the Plunger in the toilet a few times... She will learn to look before she sits real quick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteLeave the Plunger in the toilet a few times... She will learn to look before she sits real quick. Or Not. She might start using the restroom more regularly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #31 April 14, 2006 I usually close the lid... of course if I don't generally I'm the only one that might fall in... IMHO its still a seat with the lid up...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #32 April 15, 2006 Seat and lid down. Just do it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #33 April 15, 2006 This is just one of many reasons I am kind of happy I dont live with women anymore. Just one of the many issues I dont have to face... at least not for a little while longer. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #34 April 15, 2006 I've pretty much always had cats and some of them will try and drink from the toilet. Kittens can easily fall in, and besides, drinking toilet water is gross! It just makes sense to keep the lid down and my SO has no problem with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #35 April 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhipped like the familly pig... Pot, meet kettle. Thanks, Krisanne! and yeah, Hippie's right.......I'm not some degenerate, like Remi! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #36 April 16, 2006 Oh, honey...it looks a heck of a lot neater and cleaner if the toilet seat AND lid is down. **shaking head** It has nothing to do with who has to pick up the toilet seat or put it down. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #37 April 17, 2006 I close the lid just because, no one wants to look in a nasty toilet and I am afraid of stuff falling in it. I don't do because a woman wants it that way. Infact I am a little irked (sp?) by women who complain about the seat being left up. JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #38 April 17, 2006 wow I'v never heard of a woman being so bitchy that she demands the lid be down. Living with my grandma for the last 6 years has tought me to put the seat down but putting the lid down just makes more work for the women when they need to use the damn thing. and if your worried about a dirty bowl...............CLEAN IT!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #39 April 17, 2006 just pee on the seat.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
