skymama 37 #1 April 14, 2006 It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restauranteur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me liberty, or give me death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" praised the teacher. "Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?" Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper from the back of the classroom: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said that?" she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." At that point, another student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Another student yelled, "You're INCREDIBLE!" Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said, "You little punk... If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we're in BIG trouble now!" Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003." Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro and another student shouts "Duck"! Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that? Pedro answered: "Dick Cheney, 2006!"She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 April 14, 2006 We love you Skymama. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 April 14, 2006 Oh great, fucking weirdos love me. I can die a happy woman. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 April 14, 2006 Its not dark yet"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #5 April 14, 2006 QuoteOh great, fucking weirdos love me. I can die a happy woman. Uhmmmm... I resemble that remark... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 April 14, 2006 QuoteOh great, fucking weirdos love me. I can die a happy woman. How about just a really deep sense of like.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 April 14, 2006 QuoteOh great, fucking weirdos love me. Ralph Nader, 2000. QuoteI can die a happy woman. Variously ascribed, my past girlfriends.. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 April 14, 2006 QuoteRalph Nader, 2000. LMAO...good one! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteRalph Nader, 2000. LMAO...good one! Hillary to Bill after he asked for pity sex 2003I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #10 April 14, 2006 Quote I can die a happy woman. Quote Variously ascribed, my past girlfriends.. So are you slackin' with the wife or what??? ________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #11 April 14, 2006 QuoteI can dye a happy woman. what color? i'm guessing something pastel, for Easter. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #12 April 15, 2006 FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen.The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 April 15, 2006 QuoteQuote I can die a happy woman. Quote Variously ascribed, my past girlfriends.. So are you slackin' with the wife or what??? Nope. I knocked her up... Sex is now dangerous... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 April 17, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote I can die a happy woman. Quote Variously ascribed, my past girlfriends.. So are you slackin' with the wife or what??? Nope. I knocked her up... Sex is now dangerous... Yeah - and skydiving used to be.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
