Monday funny

[turtlespeed 226]

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a
busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just
in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at
the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and
makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window and looked up into the face of a very serious
police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell
and opened the door.

She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping
off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What
Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk.


Quite naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car."

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[turtlespeed 226]

Subject: Texas air traffic control
>
>Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound
>on runway 9R."
>
>Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
>infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!"
>
>Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on
>runway 9R."
>
>Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
>runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"
>
>
>Pause: Static.............
>
>Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
>
>Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
>
>Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
>IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS
>PLEASE!!!
>
>Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah
>"howdy" for us -- ya hear?.
>
>Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )
>
>
>

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[pilotdave 0]

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Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

I guess runway 27L isn't as funny to most people, huh?

Dave

[wildcard451 0]

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Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

I guess runway 27L isn't as funny to most people, huh?

Dave

lol, I had the same thought

[turtlespeed 226]

LOL

I guess not.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[seedy 0]

You would have been up all night explaining it to the blondes then.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

[swedishcelt 0]

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

I guess runway 27L isn't as funny to most people, huh?

Dave

lol, I had the same thought

Just what I was thinking!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.