Muenkel 0 #1 April 18, 2006 Or are some of you just big fat liars? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 April 18, 2006 I have never claimed to do such a thing. Had I actually laughed my ass off, I would have lost weight, and it would have made me happy.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #3 April 18, 2006 QuoteOr are some of you just big fat liars? Chris ROTFLMAO!!!...ummmm....welll..my ass didn't really go anywhere but I was rolling on the floor laughing (for your entertainment only, of course, Chris) _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 April 18, 2006 -and another thing...if my ass is f*cking, that's none of your damn business, mister! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #5 April 18, 2006 Yeah, but I don't PIMP....(pee in my pants...). Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 April 18, 2006 I just tried it. Not the PIMP thing but the ROTFLMFAO. It was fun...but I'm a little high on Percocet right now.Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 April 18, 2006 I have rolled on the floor laughing before.. but unfortunately.... my big wide ass always remains after the laughing spell is over.. I guess that is a good thing since I need all the mass I can get when I compete in Speed Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #8 April 18, 2006 I did the other day. Some stoner posted to the atmonauti-is-bullshit thread and it cracked me up. But considering that I sit Indian-style on the floor when I'm on the computer, laying down on the floor isn't such a stretech. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #9 April 18, 2006 QuoteBut considering that I sit Indian-style on the floor when I'm on the computer, laying down on the floor isn't such a stretech. But the full question is, did you roll around....and do you still have your ass? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #10 April 18, 2006 OK. Fine. You want to be technical about it... my ass is still here. But I rolled around damnit. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 April 18, 2006 QuoteOK. Fine. You want to be technical about it... my ass is still here. But I rolled around damnit. You answered that just the way I had hoped. Nice job! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skylord 1 #12 April 18, 2006 Yes. I remember falling off my chair one time laughing so hard I could barely breathe. As I regained my composure, I saw something through the tears in my eyes on the other side of the room. It was my ass. My ass had come clean off in the middle of a laughing fit. This is no shit. Now once you laugh your ass off the first time, it happens easier and more often. It isn't funny, because with no ass it is soooooo easy to sit on your testicles. Additionally, it leaves a suction cup shaped void, which makes it almost impossible to stand up if you happen to be on a hard wood or vinyl floor without having someone to help you break the suction. And another thing, .....oh, wait, they're saying its time for my medication again, gotta run!! BobBob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 April 18, 2006 QuoteYes. I remember falling off my chair one time laughing so hard I could barely breathe. As I regained my composure, I saw something through the tears in my eyes on the other side of the room. It was my ass. My ass had come clean off in the middle of a laughing fit. This is no shit. Now once you laugh your ass off the first time, it happens easier and more often. It isn't funny, because with no ass it is soooooo easy to sit on your testicles. Additionally, it leaves a suction cup shaped void, which makes it almost impossible to stand up if you happen to be on a hard wood or vinyl floor without having someone to help you break the suction. And another thing, .....oh, wait, they're saying its time for my medication again, gotta run!! Holy shit, now I am ROTFLMAO! Well, I'm not really; but that's because I'm a big fat liar. However, that was some funny shit. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #14 April 18, 2006 noo i don't roflmao, but i do lol ... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #15 April 18, 2006 oh yes, memories *curls up into a fetal position* My doctor says i should be able to talk about it soon. *rocking on floor*CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #16 April 18, 2006 I questioned the same thing a while back: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2051530;#2051530 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 April 18, 2006 QuoteYeah, but I don't PIMP....(pee in my pants...). I PIMP all the time. It's icky the first few times, but you get used to it... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 April 18, 2006 QuoteI questioned the same thing a while back: http://www.dropzone.com/...ost=2051530;#2051530 Hey, I have some memory problems. So fuck off! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #19 April 18, 2006 It wasn't a shot at you, I just figured you might enjoy the post and replies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #20 April 18, 2006 QuoteIt wasn't a shot at you, I just figured you might enjoy the post and replies. I know that and I did enjoy that thread. I just felt less of a postwhore, that's all. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #21 April 18, 2006 Sunny, I hear kegel exercises are good for that problem. Fortunately, my kegel muscles are rather strong, so I don't PIMP. As for my ass, it's still here, regardless of how long or hard I laugh. Oh well. At least I don't have suction problems. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #22 April 18, 2006 Yes. When I first got a computer I had a huge ass. Really, it was monstrous. Way beyond ghetto booty. You'd think that with all the hours I've spent sitting in front of various computers at home and at work since then, my ass would have increased in size exponentially. But it hasn't. In fact, my ass has shrunk tremendously over these many years. I truly believe that ROFLMFAOing is the only reason my ass is as small as it is today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 April 18, 2006 QuoteOr are some of you just big fat liars? Chris well I use that because my abbrev. ILSHIPAL didn't catch on and it was embarrassing to admit. it means I laughed so hard I peed a littleMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #24 April 19, 2006 That is not wiade.. THIS is wide Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #25 April 19, 2006 QuoteI truly believe that ROFLMFAOing is the only reason my ass is as small as it is today. (worship mode)Slips to floor to knees and bows to the great and wonderful ASS.(/worship mode off) TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
