waltappel 1 #1 April 19, 2006 Just so you know, cats do not have lips. That is all. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #3 April 19, 2006 Every pussy I have ever seen has had lips.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #4 April 19, 2006 QuoteJust so you know, cats do not have lips. That is all. Walt Fish have no use for shoes.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 April 19, 2006 QuoteProve it Simple scientific fact, my dear. Years ago I did quite a bit of digging to find out whether cats have lips. The answer is in the criteria for the tissue bordering the mouth. If that tissue can form an airtight or watertight seal, then we have lips!!! Cats cannot do that. Hence, they do not have lips. If you are not sure, whether you have lips, let me know, I'm sure I can develop a highly accurate scientific test to figure it out! edited to add: For a fleeting moment, I felt kinda like Billvon just for knowing that little factoid! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #6 April 19, 2006 Well you are a kinky one arent you.. I mean my kitty has some pretty sharp teeth right there under her non sealable lips..... I think that might make for a less than pleasureable experience for you in your scientific test Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #7 April 19, 2006 QuoteJust so you know, cats do not have lips. That is all. Walt Yeah and a frogs ass is water tight Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 April 19, 2006 QuoteWell you are a kinky one arent you.. I mean my kitty has some pretty sharp teeth right there under her non sealable lips..... I think that might make for a less than pleasureable experience for you in your scientific test Damn, rejected again!!! Oh well, here's a pic of my lipless kitty. Her name is Zoe. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 April 19, 2006 Damn dude, you're just begging someone to take the easy shot, aren't ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 April 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteJust so you know, cats do not have lips. That is all. Walt Yeah and a frogs ass is water tight I'll sleep better tonight knowing that! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #11 April 19, 2006 QuoteOh well, here's a pic of my lipless kitty. Her name is Zoe. Caption: "Take the f*$%ing picture, douchebag."Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 April 19, 2006 QuoteDamn dude, you're just begging someone to take the easy shot, aren't ya. Always, my friend!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 April 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteOh well, here's a pic of my lipless kitty. Her name is Zoe. Caption: "Take the f*$%ing picture, douchebag." Yes, you read cat facial expressions well. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #14 April 19, 2006 You can pretty much caption any given moment in a cat's life with the phrase "[blank] the f'ing [blank] douchebag." For example "Open the f'ing can of cat food douchebag." Or, "put down the f'ing newspaper douchebag." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #15 April 19, 2006 My kitties have lips - I kiss them all the time! But not being able to make a watertight seal explains Simon's drooling when he makes biscuits. Walt, Zoe is a very pretty cat. She has the classic Siamese markings - does she follow you everywhere and talk incessantly to you? Simon, my snowshoe, does...those are also traits of Meezers. They bond very tightly with their slaves -err, um, owners. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 April 19, 2006 QuoteMy kitties have lips - I kiss them all the time! But not being able to make a watertight seal explains Simon's drooling when he makes biscuits. Walt, Zoe is a very pretty cat. She has the classic Siamese markings - does she follow you everywhere and talk incessantly to you? Simon, my snowshoe, does...those are also traits of Meezers. They bond very tightly with their slaves -err, um, owners. Ciels- Michele Zoe sticks to me pretty closely and is not generally fond of other people. She'll eventually warm up to people who have dogs with them (she loves dogs) but it takes a while. And yes, she does talk to me and I am her servant I often refer to her as "Her Royal Highness". She really is royalty. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 April 19, 2006 Quote They bond very tightly with their slaves -err, um, owners staff pukes. Fixed that for ya... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 April 19, 2006 Can dogs look up?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #20 April 19, 2006 QuoteZoe sticks to me pretty closely and is not generally fond of other people. She'll eventually warm up to people who have dogs with them (she loves dogs) but it takes a while. And yes, she does talk to me and I am her servant Simon helps everyone with everything. He's always greeting the handymen who come over, trying to assist them in their endeavors. But he's my bud. I'm pretty sure he'd like a dog, too; he's just not met any yet. I've got a cat, Charlotte, who is royalty. She really is...and she's wonderful for it. Regal and sublime and arrogant...it's all on her terms. She's the stray long haired black cat who walked in my back door 5 years ago, and hasn't left since. LOL. (BTW, Mike, staff has to be paid...which is why we're slaves. We don't get paid. ). Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #21 April 19, 2006 Ah, but we're paid in kneading and tuna-scented kitty kisses...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #22 April 19, 2006 QuoteAh, but we're paid in kneading and tuna-scented kitty kisses... No doubt. But it's not like a regular paycheck...more like largess from her majesty's generosity. LOL! No, you're right. There is an amazing love these animals can give, and do give...I adore it when they cuddle and purr...something very special about that. You are right. Paid in kitty kisses and kneading. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #23 April 19, 2006 Yup yup yup.... *sigh*... I miss my Maine Coon.... he was a hell of a character!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #24 April 19, 2006 Sure they do. Just shave the little buggers and you will see. Any, oh, check out the lip ulcers on the cat on this page. http://www.balgownievet.com.au/1_gen_derm_cat_ulcers.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 April 19, 2006 QuoteCan dogs look up? Yes, but more often than not they do it when nobody is looking. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
