Whipped Cream

[Richards 0]

***I third this. And I will even fourth it

Wait. That must be against the rules.

Richards

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[JENNR8R 0]

What kind of conversation am I having?!

[yardhippie 0]

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It helped it hold it's whipped creamyness longer.

he said whipped creamyness...

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[GiaKrembs 0]

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whipped creamyness

Jumping into a pool of whipped creamyness sounds good too....

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[turtlespeed 226]

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whipped creamyness

Jumping into a pool of whipped creamyness sounds good too....

g

Wanna wrestle?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[waltappel 1]

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Ummm, maybe I should say why I was asking. The following is something that I read yesterday:

"I don't know, I'd probably come over, parade around naked in front of you, put some whipped cream on, and absolutely dare you to lick it off. You'd go insane!"

I take it you weren't reading the Wall Street Journal?

Walt

[GiaKrembs 0]

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Wanna wrestle?

I'm afraid I'd hurt you...

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Wanna wrestle?

I'm afraid I'd hurt you...

g

OK - the problem is . . . ?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[JENNR8R 0]

I take it you weren't reading the Wall Street Journal?

Walt

[waltappel 1]

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I take it you weren't reading the Wall Street Journal?

Walt

I can't remember exactly where I read it. It may have been in the Song of Solomon in the Old Testament [KJV].

[Girlfalldown 0]

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That's terrible

My friend died doing that


OK, not really. But he could have and then you would have felt really bad

Nu uhhh! You only die if you steal a whole tank and keep hitting on it and never get any oxygen. That's why it's best to just use a balloon and a cracker.

Or so I hear.

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[drae 0]

Me too!!

[turtlespeed 226]

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That's terrible

My friend died doing that


OK, not really. But he could have and then you would have felt really bad

Nu uhhh! You only die if you steal a whole tank and keep hitting on it and never get any oxygen. That's why it's best to just use a balloon and a cracker.

Or so I hear.

Whats a cracker?

besides a whit guy.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Thanatos340 1]

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it's best to just use a balloon and a cracker.

No way!! The balloon always ends up busting and you also get those nasty frost burns on your hands.

I mean that is what I heard anyway.

[JENNR8R 0]

KJV? Are you sure it wasn't the Larry Flynt version?

Walt

[Girlfalldown 0]

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it's best to just use a balloon and a cracker.

No way!! The balloon always ends up busting and you also get those nasty frost burns on your hands.

I mean that is what I heard anyway.

You're just not doing it right. Slow and easy big guy!

That's what I heard anyway.

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[Thanatos340 1]

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You're just not doing it right. Slow and easy big guy!

Sadly enough... I have been told that before.

[Girlfalldown 0]

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You're just not doing it right. Slow and easy big guy!

Sadly enough... I have been told that before.

I know. I was downstairs.

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[thegreekone 0]

That's why it's best to just use a balloon and a cracker.