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I am converting to the Church of Scientology

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You can't covert unless you have a million dollars and your brain has been replaced by the soul of an alien.



Everyone knows that scientology does not say your brain is replaced by the soul of an alien.

Geez. :S

Its that MULTIPLE alien souls are clouding your brain and making you unclear.

DUH. :|

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I am converting to the Church of Scientology



Why? Hungry for some fresh placentas? :o:S:D

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Its that MULTIPLE alien souls are clouding your brain and making you unclear.

DUH. :|

;)



Sorry I couldn't think straight with all the clouding in my brain.

Damn you aliens!!!!!>:(



break out the foil hats. It will make things better. :|
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I am converting to the Church of Scientology



Why? Hungry for some fresh placentas? :o:S:D

mh

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Aha!!! Now I know what I will have for lunch today! Yesssssssssssssssssss
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Yeah, um, I've got Xenu on line 1 and he has a message for you: Kiss my e-meter, you lower state Thetan!



I demand that you get on my wagon immediately. :)


I'm always on your wagon, baby. ;)






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You can't covert unless you have a million dollars and your brain has been replaced by the soul of an alien.



Actually, your brain doesn't need to be replaced by the soul of an alien. A million dollars will give them a starting point to figure out if yours was. But, also, you must be aware that many others HAVE had their brain replaced, and it can happen to you, too. There are classes available, for a fee to tell you about it, and how you can prevent it from happeneing to you.


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You can't covert unless you have a million dollars and your brain has been replaced by the soul of an alien.



Actually, your brain doesn't need to be replaced by the soul of an alien. A million dollars will give them a starting point to figure out if yours was. But, also, you must be aware that many others HAVE had their brain replaced, and it can happen to you, too. There are classes available, for a fee to tell you about it, and how you can prevent it from happeneing to you.



Where do I sign up for these classes. I want to get enrolled as soon as possible.
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I am a licensed auditor and a member in good standing. Your initial session will require a set-up fee, an orientation fee, a primer fee, a celebr - uh, new member recruitment admin fee, and your left nut.

The total is $3500 and your left nut.

I'll PM you my PayPal account number and we'll get started! I'm You're gonna LOVE it!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I am a licensed auditor and a member in good standing. Your initial session will require a set-up fee, an orientation fee, a primer fee, a celebr - uh, new member recruitment admin fee, and your left nut.

The total is $3500 and your left nut.

I'll PM you my PayPal account number and we'll get started! I'm You're gonna LOVE it!!



[cartman voice] Super friggen sweet [cartman voice]
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My adult daughter made the mistake of giving those people her address and the mail never stops coming. I just throw it out on sight, I won't allow it in my home.

It's interesting stuff though. Interesting because it never tells you a thing, except that you can buy the secrets of the universe on the installment plan. Lots of big words. BIG prices. And all you get is CDs, DVDs, and diplomas. It's all about a science fiction writer who's been dead for the last 30 years. He got tired of writing second rate sci-fi and actually said the real money is in starting your own religion.

Case closed.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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