pop 0 #1 April 19, 2006 NOT!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 April 19, 2006 Liar "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #3 April 19, 2006 You can't covert unless you have a million dollars and your brain has been replaced by the soul of an alien. Everyone knows that. GeeshSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 April 19, 2006 QuoteYou can't covert unless you have a million dollars and your brain has been replaced by the soul of an alien. One down, one to go 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #5 April 19, 2006 QuoteYou can't covert unless you have a million dollars and your brain has been replaced by the soul of an alien. Everyone knows that scientology does not say your brain is replaced by the soul of an alien. Geez. Its that MULTIPLE alien souls are clouding your brain and making you unclear. DUH. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #6 April 19, 2006 Quote I am converting to the Church of Scientology Why? Hungry for some fresh placentas? mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #7 April 19, 2006 Quote Its that MULTIPLE alien souls are clouding your brain and making you unclear. DUH. Sorry I couldn't think straight with all the clouding in my brain. Damn you aliens!!!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 April 19, 2006 QuoteQuote Its that MULTIPLE alien souls are clouding your brain and making you unclear. DUH. Sorry I couldn't think straight with all the clouding in my brain. Damn you aliens!!!!! break out the foil hats. It will make things better. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #9 April 19, 2006 QuoteQuote I am converting to the Church of Scientology Why? Hungry for some fresh placentas? mh . Aha!!! Now I know what I will have for lunch today! Yesssssssssssssssssss7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 April 19, 2006 QuoteQuote I am converting to the Church of Scientology Why? Hungry for some fresh placentas? mh . That was just his Reactive Mind talking. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 April 19, 2006 I'm sorry, but has it escaped everyone else's attention that Pop just said "Not!"? . . . And it's not 1994 anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #12 April 19, 2006 I.....I, just want to be "clear" about things, ya know!? "cookoo" "cookoo" "cookoo" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #13 April 19, 2006 Did you take/finish the questionare(s)? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #14 April 19, 2006 Yeah, um, I've got Xenu on line 1 and he has a message for you: Kiss my e-meter, you lower state Thetan! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #15 April 19, 2006 QuoteYeah, um, I've got Xenu on line 1 and he has a message for you: Kiss my e-meter, you lower state Thetan! I demand that you get on my wagon immediately. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 April 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteYeah, um, I've got Xenu on line 1 and he has a message for you: Kiss my e-meter, you lower state Thetan! I demand that you get on my wagon immediately. I'm always on your wagon, baby. (blach! I can't keep a straight face when cheesy!) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 April 19, 2006 QuoteNOT! [Cartman Voice] No Pop, It's MyPlacenta Pie [/Cartman]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 April 19, 2006 It might be the hip thing to do, but I lack the funds to be a Scientologist. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #19 April 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou can't covert unless you have a million dollars and your brain has been replaced by the soul of an alien. One down, one to go So you have a million dollars??? Wanna be my sugar daddy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #20 April 19, 2006 QuoteYou can't covert unless you have a million dollars and your brain has been replaced by the soul of an alien. Actually, your brain doesn't need to be replaced by the soul of an alien. A million dollars will give them a starting point to figure out if yours was. But, also, you must be aware that many others HAVE had their brain replaced, and it can happen to you, too. There are classes available, for a fee to tell you about it, and how you can prevent it from happeneing to you. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #21 April 19, 2006 Shhh! Keep the noise down... I'm having a baby (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #22 April 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou can't covert unless you have a million dollars and your brain has been replaced by the soul of an alien. Actually, your brain doesn't need to be replaced by the soul of an alien. A million dollars will give them a starting point to figure out if yours was. But, also, you must be aware that many others HAVE had their brain replaced, and it can happen to you, too. There are classes available, for a fee to tell you about it, and how you can prevent it from happeneing to you. Where do I sign up for these classes. I want to get enrolled as soon as possible.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #23 April 19, 2006 I am a licensed auditor and a member in good standing. Your initial session will require a set-up fee, an orientation fee, a primer fee, a celebr - uh, new member recruitment admin fee, and your left nut. The total is $3500 and your left nut. I'll PM you my PayPal account number and we'll get started! I'm You're gonna LOVE it!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #24 April 19, 2006 QuoteI am a licensed auditor and a member in good standing. Your initial session will require a set-up fee, an orientation fee, a primer fee, a celebr - uh, new member recruitment admin fee, and your left nut. The total is $3500 and your left nut. I'll PM you my PayPal account number and we'll get started! I'm You're gonna LOVE it!! [cartman voice] Super friggen sweet [cartman voice]Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #25 April 19, 2006 My adult daughter made the mistake of giving those people her address and the mail never stops coming. I just throw it out on sight, I won't allow it in my home. It's interesting stuff though. Interesting because it never tells you a thing, except that you can buy the secrets of the universe on the installment plan. Lots of big words. BIG prices. And all you get is CDs, DVDs, and diplomas. It's all about a science fiction writer who's been dead for the last 30 years. He got tired of writing second rate sci-fi and actually said the real money is in starting your own religion. Case closed. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites