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jumpjunkie2004

All this talk of placenta eating...

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Snake, squid, shark, snail, live scallop, raw I-don't-know-what-the-hell-it-was-but-it-was-weird, ostrich, buffalo, insect drive-thru (mouth open + trail riding = snack)

Pretty tame. [:/]


I do love Fernet Branca + Coke, which some people describe as drinking burned tires...:S

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Snake, squid, shark, snail, live scallop, raw I-don't-know-what-the-hell-it-was-but-it-was-weird, ostrich, buffalo, insect drive-thru (mouth open + trail riding = snack)

Pretty tame. [:/]


I do love Fernet Branca + Coke, which some people describe as drinking burned tires...:S



Does the rubber in the ties make you constipated?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Actually, it's a digestive. Knock a couple of those back after a Brazilian Churrascaria meal (a.k.a. Death By Meat), and your tummy will thank you.

And if you happen to overdo it, the resulting hangover will be incredibly mild.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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makes me wonder.

What's the strangest or most unusual thing you have ever eaten?
(people don't count - unless you are making a reference to cannibalism :)



You know those awful-looking junk food snowball things (I think Hostess makes them)?

I ate two green ones just to see if I would survive the experience.

I also ate a whole can of Spam for the same reason.

Walt

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Actually, it's a digestive. Knock a couple of those back after a Brazilian Churrascaria meal (a.k.a. Death By Meat), and your tummy will thank you.

And if you happen to overdo it, the resulting hangover will be incredibly mild.



So . . .

Wanna over do it with me?;)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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After reading the responses, I just realized I have not really eaten anything weird.

The weirdest:

As a child my friend and I made dirt pies and put about two inches of butter on top and covered it with sugar and cat food. I ate a couple bites of that.

As an adult, I guess it would be turtle and alligator in some nasty Jambalaya (sp?) when I was in New Orleans a long time ago.

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After reading the responses, I just realized I have not really eaten anything weird.

The weirdest:

As a child my friend and I made dirt pies and put about two inches of butter on top and covered it with sugar and cat food. I ate a couple bites of that.

As an adult, I guess it would be turtle and alligator in some nasty Jambalaya (sp?) when I was in New Orleans a long time ago.





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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I also ate a whole can of Spam for the same reason.



You ate an entire can of Spam and lived to tell about it?

Wow, you must have some constitution : )



Apparently! I came to the conclusion that Spam probably has so many preservatives that I can now consider myself pre-embalmed.

Walt

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Maybe that could be a new angle for selling SPAM.

Just think of all the money you'll save on embalming : )



S -Some
P -Placenta
A -Amassed
M -Meat
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Maybe that could be a new angle for selling SPAM.

Just think of all the money you'll save on embalming : )



I think that sounds pretty good, but I'm probably not such a good judge of marketing and advertsing strategies.

I was thinking about fireproof gunsafes one time and had the thought that if the companies that make them really wanted to impress people, they could put the CEO of the company in a safe, holding his infant baby in his arms, close the safe, lower it into a hellish inferno, and after 5 or 10 minutes, bring the safe out, cool it off, and open it up to show the smiling CEO and infant.

I ran the idea past a friend and he thought it was by far away the most retarded thing he'd heard in quite a while.:D:D

Walt

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Besides oxygen deprivation and the extreme heat - I really don't see a problem with it.



Nice post padewan.

perhaps you could mention that David Copperfield could help with the commercial.

Or perhaps they could just pick a couple of choice politicians to fill the slot of the child.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Besides oxygen deprivation and the extreme heat - I really don't see a problem with it.



Well the whole idea would be that if the safe could protect the CEO and baby, then...oh never mind. I still think it's a cool idea. Maybe just a bit ahead of it's time.

Walt

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Besides oxygen deprivation and the extreme heat - I really don't see a problem with it.



Well the whole idea would be that if the safe could protect the CEO and baby, then...oh never mind. I still think it's a cool idea. Maybe just a bit ahead of it's time.

Walt



You may think it's a cool Idea - but I think it's Hot!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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