Rebecca 0 #1 April 20, 2006 Now, if you'll just remove your clothes... A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday. One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said. The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said. The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital. "He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement. At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said. Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership. But he had a black bag... I don't get it... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #2 April 20, 2006 Good god! Look at those glasses!! He could miss a trick even if he tried! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #3 April 20, 2006 Say! This gives me an idea....I'll just...no, wait...I really shouldn't try that... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #4 April 20, 2006 Was he wearing a white coat with Dr. Seymour Bush embroidered on it? Cause I've seen that guy at a halloween party but I don't think I fell for it. oh wait.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 April 20, 2006 Quote"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement. If it sounds too good to be true...She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuote"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement. If it sounds too good to be true... I'm thinking they might want to take those two ladies into custody as well. They obviously shouldn't be left unsupervised. "For Free?? Well hell doc, you just said the magic words! Come on in and check these bad boys out!" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 April 20, 2006 QuoteI'm thinking they might want to take those two ladies into custody as well. They obviously shouldn't be left unsupervised. Yeah, normally I'm a proponet of, "don't blame the victim", but damn! Those women totally got what they deserved! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #8 April 20, 2006 The man is a genius! Pure genius! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #9 April 20, 2006 "Please remove all your clothes" "hmmm, just for a breast exam? oh what the hell... better safe than sorry!" A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #10 April 20, 2006 QuoteThe man is a genius! Pure genius! You know, I think I'm sorta with you on this one. Men lie all the time to get some action. Women too. He was just playing the percentages. Sooner or later he was bound to find a sucker or two. And he did. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #11 April 20, 2006 Quote Sooner or later he was bound to find a sucker or two. And he did. He got a blow job too? Here put this in your mouth so I can take your temperature. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuote Sooner or later he was bound to find a sucker or two. And he did. He got a blow job too? Here put this in your mouth so I can take your temperature. If only the cops had shown up 5 minutes later... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #13 April 20, 2006 So you're saying that I shouldn't offer my services in this manner? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #14 April 20, 2006 QuoteSo you're saying that I shouldn't offer my services in this manner? Be honest. Give them a business card that says, "I'm not a gynecologist, but I will have a look, anyway." Who knows? You may find magic! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #15 April 20, 2006 QuoteBut he had a black bag... I don't get it... Was it Dior? If not I might have been suspiciousPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #16 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut he had a black bag... I don't get it... Was it Dior? If not I might have been suspicious contacts inside told me that it was a Louis Vuitton, but upon further inspection . . . it was found that he bought it from a street vendor.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #17 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo you're saying that I shouldn't offer my services in this manner? Be honest. Give them a business card that says, "I'm not a gynecologist, but I will have a look, anyway." Who knows? You may find magic! I think that I should do a year on the boogie circuit. Boogie Breast Exams. I'll be famous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #18 April 20, 2006 You've been doing your research, TurtleMan. I'm impressedPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #19 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSo you're saying that I shouldn't offer my services in this manner? Be honest. Give them a business card that says, "I'm not a gynecologist, but I will have a look, anyway." Who knows? You may find magic! I think that I should do a year on the boogie circuit. Boogie Breast Exams. I'll be famous. I already do that. But I offer boobie noise as an added bonus.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #20 April 20, 2006 Do you think when the police said, "Are you a doctor?" if he replied, "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night" they would have let him off? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
wildcard451 0 #13 April 20, 2006 So you're saying that I shouldn't offer my services in this manner? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 April 20, 2006 QuoteSo you're saying that I shouldn't offer my services in this manner? Be honest. Give them a business card that says, "I'm not a gynecologist, but I will have a look, anyway." Who knows? You may find magic! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #15 April 20, 2006 QuoteBut he had a black bag... I don't get it... Was it Dior? If not I might have been suspiciousPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut he had a black bag... I don't get it... Was it Dior? If not I might have been suspicious contacts inside told me that it was a Louis Vuitton, but upon further inspection . . . it was found that he bought it from a street vendor.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #17 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo you're saying that I shouldn't offer my services in this manner? Be honest. Give them a business card that says, "I'm not a gynecologist, but I will have a look, anyway." Who knows? You may find magic! I think that I should do a year on the boogie circuit. Boogie Breast Exams. I'll be famous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #18 April 20, 2006 You've been doing your research, TurtleMan. I'm impressedPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSo you're saying that I shouldn't offer my services in this manner? Be honest. Give them a business card that says, "I'm not a gynecologist, but I will have a look, anyway." Who knows? You may find magic! I think that I should do a year on the boogie circuit. Boogie Breast Exams. I'll be famous. I already do that. But I offer boobie noise as an added bonus.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #20 April 20, 2006 Do you think when the police said, "Are you a doctor?" if he replied, "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night" they would have let him off? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
