jumpjunkie2004 0 #1 April 20, 2006 breakable and clumsy? Not a very good combination. Five broken ankles One broken leg Multiple ankle sprains : (Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 April 20, 2006 Ouch! I'm clumsy but fortunately not very breakable...nothing broke yet.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 April 20, 2006 You should live in a bubble and take up basket weaving Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 April 20, 2006 Eat your cheese and drink your milk! Im actually the opposite, i've never broken a bone and i never seem to bruise after taking heavy knocks. Although i am having problems with my knee right now, but thats another story1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 April 20, 2006 Quotebreakable and clumsy? Not a very good combination. Five broken ankles One broken leg Multiple ankle sprains : ( -Well that's your problem right there. Most of us only have 2 ankles that we can break! You're a freak of nature...how the hell do you where a rig? Forever more we shall dub you, 'Octopus'. "Oc-to-pus. Hoo-hah-hah!!"~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 April 20, 2006 Quotebreakable and clumsy? Not a very good combination. Five broken ankles One broken leg Multiple ankle sprains : ( I'm just guessing here, but do you have problems landing a canopy smoothly? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #7 April 20, 2006 Hey - they weren't all skydiving injuries : ) I've abused myself my entire life. Dancing, Gymnastics, Three Wheeling, Pom Poms, and now skydiving : ) I've always hated milk because it makes me sick to my stomach. So, I'm sure it's part of the problem plus I'm old. So...young people...drink up!Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuotebreakable and clumsy? Not a very good combination. Five broken ankles One broken leg Multiple ankle sprains : ( -Well that's your problem right there. Most of us only have 2 ankles that we can break! You're a freak of nature...how the hell do you where a rig? Forever more we shall dub you, 'Octopus'. "Oc-to-pus. Hoo-hah-hah!!" Wouldn't that be pentapus? or even septapus You should really get with it Jaye.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotebreakable and clumsy? Not a very good combination. Five broken ankles One broken leg Multiple ankle sprains : ( -Well that's your problem right there. Most of us only have 2 ankles that we can break! You're a freak of nature...how the hell do you where a rig? Forever more we shall dub you, 'Octopus'. "Oc-to-pus. Hoo-hah-hah!!" Wouldn't that be pentapus? or even septapus You should really get with it Jaye. "Mommmmy! They're doing it again!!"~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #10 April 20, 2006 I have broken two ankles jumping (two separate incidents), and now I jump with ankle braces and do a bunch of butt slides to protect my ankles. However, on a few rare occasions, I've actually stood up my landing : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #11 April 20, 2006 Master Turtlespeed, Due to the graphic nature of my abnormality, I had to edit the photo I posted. You can call me anything you'd like Master. Your humble disfigured protegeeJump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 April 20, 2006 It's ok - grasshopper - but remember, you should use more ". . ." in your posts. Editing is good - we are supposed to be vain!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #13 April 20, 2006 Quoteyou should use more ". . ." in your posts. Does this mean - less details? As in... (omitted information) Or does it mean - quote more people? Your confused student : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteyou should use more ". . ." in your posts. Does this mean - less details? As in... (omitted information) Or does it mean - quote more people? Your confused student : ) Yes.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 April 20, 2006 I go to the ER about 2 times a year. Usually for blunt force trauma or cuts that superglue wont fix. my last trip nearly got me admitted. i'd been sick and finally at 5am I woke up, couldnt breathe, high fever, and could barely walk. Hottie took me in and the put of the big bags of saline in me and a small bag of anti-biotics. I hate hospitals... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #16 April 20, 2006 Quote Does this mean - less details? As in... (omitted information) Or does it mean - quote more people? Your confused student : ) Quote yes I like it when you try to confuse me even more : ) You know Master, I'm suffering from mental abnormalities as well as being severely disfigured. Your genetically challenged, grasshopperJump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #17 April 20, 2006 QuoteI hate hospitals... Nice use of the .... Master Turtlespeed would be proud of you. : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteI hate hospitals... Nice use of the .... Master Turtlespeed would be proud of you. : ) . . . Quote Does this mean - less details? Yes. QuoteAs in... (omitted information) Yes. QuoteOr does it mean - quote more people? Yes. QuoteYour confused student : ) Yes. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #19 April 20, 2006 i got a protuding disc once, it was lots of fun... leg in numb now from it... does that count??? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #20 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteI hate hospitals... Nice use of the .... Master Turtlespeed would be proud of you. : ) I need no master. I do fine with my post whoryness. And TS definitely aint gonna be it even if I did. I would at least have a mistress! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #21 April 20, 2006 currently in a cast for breaking my finger blocking a kick while sparring...... ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #22 April 20, 2006 Double skull fracture at 18 months (my first freefall experience... probably a 2-3 sec delay -one whole story) Left ulnar fracture at 8-9yrs (kickball... bad ass kickball) Right ulnar fracture and Skull fracture at 15yrs (after a bike accident ... Lesson - don't wear tube tops!!) but.... been lucky and good recently (knock on wood) Karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #23 April 20, 2006 Quote Right ulnar fracture and Skull fracture at 15yrs (after a bike accident ... Lesson - don't wear tube tops!!) I crashed my little 50 cc scooter once while wearing shorts and a tube top! BAD IDEA! I was 14. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #24 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuote Right ulnar fracture and Skull fracture at 15yrs (after a bike accident ... Lesson - don't wear tube tops!!) I crashed my little 50 cc scooter once while wearing shorts and a tube top! BAD IDEA! I was 14. Tube tops were EVIL!!!!! They are supposed to protect and support.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #25 April 20, 2006 Broken Left index finger from blocking a kick. Shattered L ankle from wrecking a 4-wheeler during a race I've have a bolt shoved into my skull. A few other things I think. Maybe a broken wrist? who knows anymore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
