More Proof That God Hates Trailer Trash

[Douva 0]

Central Texas took a pretty good beating today, in the form of a nasty hail storm.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[Douva 0]

I thought I got hit pretty bad....

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[Andy_Copland 0]

Christ, wouldnt want one of them bad boys hitting me on the noggin

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[AggieDave 6]

No doubt! Luckily, B/CS was *just* south of the stationary front that caused all of this, so we missed out on most of it (except for just over the past hour). Just enough rain to cause a goodly number of wrecks today.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[lisamariewillbe 1]

We had it to, but it wasnt nearly as big, at work I was actually playing in the rain... I love the rain and ive only seen hail once and that was when I jumped in it

BTW I work at a dodge dealership... I can get you top dollar on your damaged truck as a trade

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Douva 0]

...until I saw my neighbors' houses.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[racer42 0]

Jeezus! That looks pretty ugly.

But more importantly....is the Otter OK?





But seriously, glad your OK . Sorry about your truck.

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[skydivermom 0]

Man Douva!!

I always thought the weather was kinda strange in that area. I lived in New Braunfels during the 1998 major flood Oh well, I'll gladly take that over hurricanes.

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All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

[BillyVance 35]

That's nasty...

Just yesterday afternoon I had a tornado warning in central east Alabama. A supercell came within 2 miles of my house. It was raining 2 inch to baseball size hail in some places only a few miles away. I only saw 1 inch hail at my house, but it made one hell of a racket on my roof. Luckily I had no damage, but the baseball hail victims all suffered damage to their cars.

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[ACMESkydiver 0]

Damn...that's a nice trailer park! They all match & they're cute and everything! Kinda like apartments that are...uh...apart.
That's nothing like ours here in Washington. Some are better than others of course, but I've never seen one where all of the trailers were the same design and color and matching.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Lindercles 0]

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Jeezus! That looks pretty ugly.

But more importantly....is the Otter OK?

SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS MAN'S QUESTION!!!!!!!!

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Yea cause I had plans to go to SSM this sunday and I aint going if the otter didnt make it

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Douva 0]

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Jeezus! That looks pretty ugly.

But more importantly....is the Otter OK?

SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS MAN'S QUESTION!!!!!!!!

Everybody chill. Once I got done surveying my own damage, I texted josheezammit, since has the inside track on all things Skydive San Marcos, and he assured me that everything out at the Fentress Airpark is just fine.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Okay so what you are saying is we have A an otter and B beer? Thats what I just read

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Douva 0]

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Damn...that's a nice trailer park! They all match & they're cute and everything! Kinda like apartments that are...uh...apart.
That's nothing like ours here in Washington. Some are better than others of course, but I've never seen one where all of the trailers were the same design and color and matching.

Believe it or not, it's actually a high-end trailer park. They only lease to professionals, and they have pretty strict rules about what you can and can't do to the outside of your property. It prevents the foil on the windows, car up on blocks, kids' toys in the driveway appearance of most trailer parks. The green exteriors make the place look a little like Stalag 17, but the insides are gorgeous. They're probably nicer than 90% of the apartments in San Marcos. And this is the only time you'll ever hear me refer to it as a "trailer park." Any other time, I'm adamant that it's a "manufactured home complex."

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[Lindercles 0]

If I hadn't been there I'd never believe it. But he's right, it's actually a pretty nice place.

for a trailer park.

[Samurai136 0]

God must also hate college towns, too.

He sent multiple F2's into my home town and took out a 100 year old church and a sorority.

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[Squeak 17]

WTF are those building made of plasitc?

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[SkymonkeyONE 4]

They are sided with vinyl instead of the more "vintage" tin and aluminum.

[josheezammit 0]

I spoke to Kyle last night and he was at the DZ and was very clear that nothing happened to the otter or the buildings

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

[napaguy99 0]

What do a Texas twister and a Texas divorce have in common?


Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

"Let the misinterpretation and attacks begin."

[Douva 0]

Half of the units have Masonite siding, and half have vinyl siding. The Masonite siding faired much better. I always thought the Masonite sided units looked a little nicer, and I'm guessing that's what the owners will use to re-side the damaged units. Tin and aluminum siding, as on the aforementioned "vintage" mobile homes, gets dinged in a hail storm, like a car. You see a lot of pot marked older mobile homes around Texas.

It's amazing how much damage these hail stones did. The outlet malls got hit really hard. They had a fleet of tow trucks out there hauling off cars with shattered windshields and windows. Our heavy plastic trash cans look like they've been attacked with shotguns. My doorbell and outside thermometer are gone. Hail stones tore through the tarp covering my motorcycle, but fortunately the tarp seems to have slow them down enough that I don't think they did any real damage. I'll have to do a more thorough inspection later today. It stormed hard most of the night, so I didn't get a lot of sleep. I got up about 3:30 and listened to the weather radio to make sure I didn't need to take cover. I'm feeling a little like my house looks this morning.

I'll let you all know if I see a Twin Otter down at Maaco.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[jumper03 0]

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They are sided with vinyl instead of the more "vintage" tin and aluminum.

"vintage"????



I'll be sure to tell my friends they living in "vintage" homes....

Scars remind us that the past is real