things you've learned from kids...

[jumpjunkie2004 0]

Leave it up to a seven year old to set me straight...

My daughter told me that she is never getting married.
I asked why and she replied, "Because I don't want to have children." I explained that not all married couples don't have children.
She said, "I'm still not getting married."
I said that was fine, but I was curious why she had made this decision.
She said, "What if I marry a boy and then I meet another boy I like better?"

Damn...kids are smart these days!

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[turtlespeed 226]

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Leave it up to a seven year old to set me straight...

My daughter told me that she is never getting married.
I asked why and she replied, "Because I don't want to have children." I explained that not all married couples don't have children.
She said, "I'm still not getting married."
I said that was fine, but I was curious why she had made this decision.
She said, "What if I marry a boy and then I meet another boy I like better?"

Damn...kids are smart these days!

Wish it worked more like that in real life.

The morals and stuff I mean.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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she's 8 ... give her another 8 years and she'll realize marriage and liking someone have nothing to with each other. you have the guy with money as your husband and the fun one as your boyfriend.

that's the american way.

This ad space for sale.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

My oldest son, convo with him about his ex-girlfriend/s

Kyle - I have three girlfriends
Mommy - I think it makes you a nicer boy if you only have one girlfriend at a time
Kyle - okay Ill choose Sarah, shes more fancy

then a week later

Mommy - so when do you see your girlfriend
Kyle - at recess
Mommy - do you guys hold hands?
Kyle - no we cant hold hands until were married, we can only give kisses


another few days later

Kyle - Im not allowed to kiss Sarah anymore...
Mommy - Why?
Kyle - Her mom said I give her the virus
Mommy - What virus?
Kyle - the one you get when your not married and you have different germs


and a few days later on valentines day

Kyle came home crying... after spending all my money on her she took the stuff and threw it on the ground and called him a stupid head... I swear I almost went to jail.... shes lucky she was only 5

So what did I learn? That girls are mean and that if you are not married you have different germs that give you "the virus"

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[turtlespeed 226]

Little Jacob had a hard time getting use to a new baby in the house. Coming out of his bedroom talking rather loud and being told to be quiet, the baby is asleep, he very seriously said, "Well ya'll better be quiet, cause my foot`s asleep." Submitted by his Grandma

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.
At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.
As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that?"

Submitted by Zaxgram

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An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!
Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

Submitted by Qiltmeister

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A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, "No, I'm the lonely child."

Submitted by Zaxgram

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One day a guy was driving with his four-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, Daddy."
He replied, "How'd you know?"
The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK' afterwards!"

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I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"

Submitted by Zax

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While her mother was studying the chapter on hematology for her nursing class, four-year-old Danielle asked what she was reading. Her mother said she was learning about blood and she explained how the heart pumps blood all the way through the body. Then she taught Danielle to feel her pulse in her wrists and feet.
Danielle wandered away and her mother noticed her looking at the soles of her feet. Then Danielle twisted and turned and pulled down the top of her shorts to look at her bottom. She stretched her arms all the way around and managed to feel her back. Her mother didn't pay any attention until Danielle came back and asked, "Where do we put the batteries?"

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The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"

Submitted by SandyD7

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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"

Submitted by Cicec

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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old," he replied.

Submitted by Zaxgram

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A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.
"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?"
Joe answered the correct airline.
"Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?"
Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.
"Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, 'Just do it'?"
And John answered, "Mom."

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[jumpjunkie2004 0]

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So what did I learn? That girls are mean..."

I'm surprised you didn't learn this in grade school : )

It's amazing how mean kids can be!

Very cute story : )

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