Frenchys guide to making Absinthe

[lisamariewillbe 1]

One tablespoon of Absinthe (any kinda since it all taste yucky)

5 tablespoons of sugar

2 cups of kool-aid (does not matter which flavor, I found that the red was very nice... makes it a cool color as well.)

Mix the above , plug your nose, and chug... prepare to throw up if you added to much absinthe










disclaimer: this recipe has not been authorized by the frog man. In fact I have a feeling he will dis-own me as his fake daughter and kick my ass when he reads it. This is patent pending but since I have not recieved permission to use Froggys name in accordence with section 2.50AG of the Ao587 the above mentioned french man is not to be informed of said recipe.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[hobbes4star 0]

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[Frenchy68 0]

I just puked in your general direction (and with tail wind, it should carry).

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Must be a strong tailwind.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe mixed with Koolaid, you will walk the earth with your face stuffed in a toilet, for there you have been, and there you will long to return until the vial substence has been purged from your system. "

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Frenchy68 0]

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...until the vial substence has been purged from your system...

I wouldn't mix absinthe with any "vial" types of substances...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Did I mis-spell that? Is that the only word out of that whole sentence that I fucked up? I am impressed with myself

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[TheDonMan 0]

Praise the porcelain god

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[bob.dino 1]

You're a sick puppy .

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Thats the nicest thing I heard all day... thanks Bob ...

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[piisfish 140]

WTF is Kool Aid ?

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[swedishcelt 0]

Popular sugary kid drink here.

[piisfish 140]

OK, the name seemed more medical or hygienical... like Listerine or or one of those hot/cold packs.

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[Frenchy68 0]

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WTF is Kool Aid ?

Best enjoyed in the moist climate of places such as Guyana.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[piisfish 140]

So what Lisamarie is trying to say is that Absinthe-KoolAid is to Frenchy like Vodka-RedBull to a russian ??

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[Frenchy68 0]

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So what Lisamarie is trying to say is that Absinthe-KoolAid is to Frenchy like Vodka-RedBull to a russian ??

More like Hemlock to Socrates.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[McDuck 0]

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More like Hemlock to Socrates.

I'm taking that as a quote. I nearly fell out of my chair when I read that.

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heathen

[lisamariewillbe 1]

You werent supposed to read this. Wrong French man... your the Fishy... hes the froggy. Now back to your room before I have to ground you...


Kool-aid is awesome. Until you get a kool-aid mustache that bleach wont wash out.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[swedishcelt 0]

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So what Lisamarie is trying to say is that Absinthe-KoolAid is to Frenchy like Vodka-RedBull to a russian ??

More like Hemlock to Socrates.

LMAO!!! You got me laughing before my coffee even with that one!!

[SpeedRacer 1]

I read up on absinthe..something about putting a slotted spoon over a glass with a sugar cube on it & pouring the absinthe over it.

Never tried absinthe, but even so, that Kool-Aid thing sounds revolting.

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[piisfish 140]

actually I think it's the water that drives you crazy. When you dont add water you're absolutely not the same.

Water is dangerous.

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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Must be some good absinthe. That bidet is like, psychedelic, man!
Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[swedishcelt 0]

Bidet and absinthe together? I am very confused now Dave.

*See reason for edit.

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Bidet and absinthe in the same sentence? I am very confused now Dave.

Apparently so, as the punctuation clearly shows they weren't in the same sentence!

Hey, you were the one who posted the trip out picture of Kool-Aid man sitting on an over-active rainbow of colors bidet!

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Frenchy68 0]

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Water is dangerous.

Damn right! I say we go medieval on water's ass! Preemptive strike. Let's turn water into a glass parking lot!

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."