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i think it's a bit misleading to call it 600 skydives, when 600 low level parachute jumps is closer to the mark

So, then -- are hop and pops for the purpose of swooping not skydives?

Wendy W.



Just for arguments sake . . .

It is my opinion that if your body exits a flying aircraft, and you have gear attached to your body that theoretically will allow you to do this same act again, it is a skydive.



i think different, i recon that if you leave the plane and your parachute is deployed straight away, its just a parachute jump. skydiving involves freefall



So a static line student doesn't have nearly as many skydives as he/she thinks they do?:S
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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In conclusion, try to be nice to each other and get the sand out of your vagina.



I think that about sums it up.



What if sand in her vaginal area makes her happy.
What if sand makes her all giggly like a 12 year old school girl?

What if SAND is what she covets the most about this life we all live together in this mixed up world of ours . . .

Would you still tell her to get it out of her vagina?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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In conclusion, try to be nice to each other and get the sand out of your vagina.



I think that about sums it up.



What if sand in her vaginal area makes her happy.
What if sand makes her all giggly like a 12 year old school girl?

What if SAND is what she covets the most about this life we all live together in this mixed up world of ours . . .

Would you still tell her to get it out of her vagina?



Yup. Pfft to your "what ifs" NOBODY likes sand in their vagina!

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

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In conclusion, try to be nice to each other and get the sand out of your vagina.



I think that about sums it up.



What if sand in her vaginal area makes her happy.
What if sand makes her all giggly like a 12 year old school girl?

What if SAND is what she covets the most about this life we all live together in this mixed up world of ours . . .

Would you still tell her to get it out of her vagina?



Yup. Pfft to your "what ifs" NOBODY likes sand in their vagina!



true, i like it down my japs eye though :P

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i think it's a bit misleading to call it 600 skydives, when 600 low level parachute jumps is closer to the mark

So, then -- are hop and pops for the purpose of swooping not skydives?

Wendy W.



not really, no



So are we saying that CReW Dogs aren't real skydivers :P
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i think it's a bit misleading to call it 600 skydives, when 600 low level parachute jumps is closer to the mark

So, then -- are hop and pops for the purpose of swooping not skydives?

Wendy W.



Just for arguments sake . . .

It is my opinion that if your body exits a flying aircraft, and you have gear attached to your body that theoretically will allow you to do this same act again, it is a skydive.



i think different, i recon that if you leave the plane and your parachute is deployed straight away, its just a parachute jump. skydiving involves freefall



So a static line student doesn't have nearly as many skydives as he/she thinks they do?:S



nope, they have parachute jumps if they opened straight away, skydives if the go into freefall

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i think it's a bit misleading to call it 600 skydives, when 600 low level parachute jumps is closer to the mark

So, then -- are hop and pops for the purpose of swooping not skydives?

Wendy W.



not really, no



So are we saying that CReW Dogs aren't real skydivers :P



depends if they have any freefall :)

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NO SAND!!!!!

As a teen, I dropped it in the beach sand one night with a nice, young accommodating sweetie and we BOTH paid the price...but it was worth it if memory serves.
:D:D
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I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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i think it's a bit misleading to call it 600 skydives, when 600 low level parachute jumps is closer to the mark

So, then -- are hop and pops for the purpose of swooping not skydives?

Wendy W.



Just for arguments sake . . .

It is my opinion that if your body exits a flying aircraft, and you have gear attached to your body that theoretically will allow you to do this same act again, it is a skydive.



i think different, i recon that if you leave the plane and your parachute is deployed straight away, its just a parachute jump. skydiving involves freefall



So a static line student doesn't have nearly as many skydives as he/she thinks they do?:S



nope, they have parachute jumps if they opened straight away, skydives if the go into freefall




Here is what the USPA says is a skydive

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SKYDIVE: 1. n. The descent of a person to the surface from an aircraft in flight when he or she uses or intends to use a parachute during all or part of that descent. 2. v. To jump form an aircraft with a parachute.



It says nothing about freefall
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i think it's a bit misleading to call it 600 skydives, when 600 low level parachute jumps is closer to the mark

So, then -- are hop and pops for the purpose of swooping not skydives?

Wendy W.



Just for arguments sake . . .

It is my opinion that if your body exits a flying aircraft, and you have gear attached to your body that theoretically will allow you to do this same act again, it is a skydive.



i think different, i recon that if you leave the plane and your parachute is deployed straight away, its just a parachute jump. skydiving involves freefall



So a static line student doesn't have nearly as many skydives as he/she thinks they do?:S



nope, they have parachute jumps if they opened straight away, skydives if the go into freefall




Here is what the USPA says is a skydive

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SKYDIVE: 1. n. The descent of a person to the surface from an aircraft in flight when he or she uses or intends to use a parachute during all or part of that descent. 2. v. To jump form an aircraft with a parachute.



It says nothing about freefall



what do they say is just a parachute jump then?

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PARACHUTE JUMP: A parachute operation that involves the descent of one or more persons to the surface from an aircraft in flight when an aircraft is used or intended to be used during all or part of that descent. (FAR 105 definition)



Parachute Jump is the FAA version. Different words same definition. Could we all hold hands now and sing songs around the campfire.
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PARACHUTE JUMP: A parachute operation that involves the descent of one or more persons to the surface from an aircraft in flight when an aircraft is used or intended to be used during all or part of that descent. (FAR 105 definition)



Parachute Jump is the FAA version. Different words same definition. Could we all hold hands now and sing songs around the campfire.



You start singing and I'll take your alcohol away.>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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