JENNR8R 0 #1 April 25, 2006 One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth, 95 percent are misbehaving and only 5 percent are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline: 95 percent are misbehaving, but 5 percent are being good." God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5 percent that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, to give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? No? Okay, just wondering: I didn't get one either.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #2 April 25, 2006 I got it. It was long so I skimmed it. It said something about remembering to flush next time.---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #3 April 25, 2006 point well taken my dear.............. till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 April 25, 2006 It said, "What the fuck are you doing sitting at home and behaving? GET YOU SOME!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
