turtlespeed 226 #1 April 25, 2006 . . . do you usually have a good Dump? I mean seriously . . . that last one could have won an award. I would make a poll - but I don't think you can. Discuss! Dammit!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 April 25, 2006 I had a 3 flusher this morning. Clogged it at first, then the pressure must've built up enough and "WHOOOSHHH" it went down. Had to flush 2 more times just to clear the water. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 April 25, 2006 nope. Im a morning pooper. set a clock by it. fiber and vegetables.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #4 April 25, 2006 my poops vary in times of the day... some times they're in the evening... sometimes in the afternoon... very seldom do I have time in the morning to take a good dump. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 April 25, 2006 Although I agree that Morning Dumps are by far the best of the best - expecially when you have good reading material, or a nice book, The After Lunch Dump (ALD) has really become a very important part of my day. I have even trained the surroundig offices to stay clear of the restroom during this part of the day.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #6 April 25, 2006 You can dump more then once a day? I am in awe of your dumpage skills.. May I call you sensei? no no no, I'll just call you "he who is full of shit.." fits you better. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 April 25, 2006 so youre an Uncle Tom eh? geeze I hate those guys. spend hours in there and warm the seat up. eeeewww.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #8 April 25, 2006 Morning constitutional is where it is at. Makes your clothes fit a little bit better during the day. However, these past few days? Whoooweeee!!! Red wine does not do my colon good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 April 25, 2006 I like to wait until I get to work. Always great to drop a dueuce on company time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 April 25, 2006 QuoteI like to wait until I get to work. Always great to drop a dueuce on company time. Feel like you are sticking it to the man?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #11 April 25, 2006 QuoteI like to wait until I get to work. Always great to drop a dueuce on company time. With the search function down, I think I'll PM a certain poster to let him know you're talking about himMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 April 25, 2006 WTF is wrong with you??? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 April 25, 2006 Mine is usually after breakfast but before lunch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #14 April 26, 2006 nothing i like better than dropping a turtle and wiping my slappieBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 April 26, 2006 QuoteWTF is wrong with you??? That would be a whole other topic - At the moment - I'm a little backed up and need to release. Morning Sabattical anyone? Just about right. almost 10.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #16 April 26, 2006 Quotenothing i like better than dropping a turtle and wiping my slappie Lookie here, the newbie is trying to bond... Take up bowling. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 April 26, 2006 QuoteQuotenothing i like better than dropping a turtle and wiping my slappie Lookie here, the newbie is trying to bond... Take up bowling. I believe that bowling involves balls bigger than what he could or should be allowed to manage.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 April 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotenothing i like better than dropping a turtle and wiping my slappie Lookie here, the newbie is trying to bond... Take up bowling. I believe that bowling involves balls bigger than what he could or should be allowed to manage. Good point.. hmmm... take up GOLF "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 April 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotenothing i like better than dropping a turtle and wiping my slappie Lookie here, the newbie is trying to bond... Take up bowling. I believe that bowling involves balls bigger than what he could or should be allowed to manage. Good point.. hmmm... take up GOLF Those balls weigh WAY too much. .. I suggest ping Pong - the speed of the game vs. the inertia of the ball provides for a safer environment. Actually - I have to say that I have mispoken - Virtual Balls are his only option until his skills improve. So - Pong - on the old TV is about where he should use as a base line.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
