So a giant meteor is coming at the earth, and you have a pass to the special shelter... BUT!!!

[grue 1]

Everyone on the surface is 100% sure to die.

Everyone in the shelter has a roughly 1/100,000 chance of living.

If you do live, the rest of your life will be spent underground, with all the creature comforts you ahve now, except the internet obviously. Every TV show and movie ever made is archived and can be watched on command, same with video games. However, the food sucks, and all the women (or men if you're going for them) are ugly and stupid. The shelter is nowhere near spacious enough to BASE jump anything.

Do you stay on the surface and watch the end of the world, or do you take your chance in the shelter?

cavete terrae.

[n2skdvn 0]

Been watching a few too many extinction flicks??? or know something we don't know?

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[grue 1]

I know a lot you don't know

So what's your answer?

cavete terrae.

[Samurai136 0]

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Everyone on the surface is 100% sure to die.

Everyone in the shelter has a roughly 1/100,000 chance of living.

If you do live, the rest of your life will be spent underground, with all the creature comforts you ahve now, except the internet obviously. Every TV show and movie ever made is archived and can be watched on command, same with video games. However, the food sucks, and all the women (or men if you're going for them) are ugly and stupid. The shelter is nowhere near spacious enough to BASE jump anything.

Do you stay on the surface and watch the end of the world, or do you take your chance in the shelter?

What about the GEICO, AFLAC, and Budweiser commercials? I ain't livin' in a bunker with the Beverly Hillbillys with out my Spuds MacKenzie commercials....

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[Foursprouts 0]

I would use my boarding pass for the shuttle to the secret mars base where all the women are hot.

[n2skdvn 0]

never know everything....and to the survival thing.....blaze of glory...live life to the fullest.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[cesslon 0]

I'd go underground
if ya live yippie!!
if ya live and it sucks.... there is always suicide
if ya die.... ya were gunna die on top anyway

[Broke 0]

END OF THE WORLD BOOGIE BIGWAY WOHOO

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
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[cocheese 0]

Let me grab my shades.

[grue 1]

I was thinking we should do a cross country right before it hits

cavete terrae.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I would go looting

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[Rebecca 0]

But you can't take it with you.

As long as there's enough beer in the shelter, ugly and stupid won't be dealbreakers for long...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[TMPattersonJr 0]

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I was thinking we should do a cross country right before it hits

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[Darius11 12]

Lets see good TV, Weed, and stupid woman.

Is there a place i could go right now for all that

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Zipp0 1]

This is an easy one for us ugly, stupid people.

Zipp0

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[kelel01 1]

Definitely staying on the surface. Living underground would make me want to kill myself anyway.

[wlie 0]

[In Dr. Evil voice]A meteor[/In Dr. Evil voice]

My other ride is the relative wind.