wingnut 0 #1 April 25, 2006 this ain't a how to, but a how do i ? and no don't say at the dz... i go there to skydive and drink..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 April 25, 2006 if you've seen my recent posts i aint gonna touch this with a 12ft pole 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 April 25, 2006 Hang out with Chuck Norris. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 April 25, 2006 Yellow pages, the "E" sectionI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #5 April 25, 2006 Hang out with gay guys. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 April 25, 2006 Quotethis ain't a how to, but a how do i ? and no don't say at the dz... i go there to skydive and drink..... It's really simple. Two steps: 1. Figure out where there are a lot of women. 2. Go there. Before you get the idea that I'm joking around, consider that the sole reason I went to nursing school was to meet women. Yeah, I know it's really bad, but I was 19 and had a raging case of hormones. I've heard church is a great place to meet women, but I can't tell you for sure. Try some activities that are traditionally a heavily female-dominated thing. Sewing or cooking classes, maybe? Got a dog? Check out the local dog parks. Some volunteer activities would be good, I think. Museum memberships. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 April 25, 2006 QuoteHang out with gay guys. That would probably work! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 April 25, 2006 That sounds like a good way to meet boring women . . . who will in turn think that you're gay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 April 25, 2006 Go into the womens restroom and steal all the toilet paper out of the stalls. Wait for a woman to go in then realize she has no paper. She'll politely say "is anyone out there that can get me some toilet paper?" Then you come to her rescue. What could possibly go wrong? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 April 25, 2006 QuoteThat sounds like a good way to meet boring women . . . who will in turn think that you're gay. Im laughing my fucking head off, seriously 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #11 April 25, 2006 QuoteThat sounds like a good way to meet boring women . . . who will in turn think that you're gay Hey now! Women who hang out with gay guys are not boring. They're vibrant, cultured, energetic, and worldly! And they'll think that a straight guy with gay friends is confident and secure, and not just looking for the next score, thereby making him a good catch. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 April 25, 2006 QuoteThat sounds like a good way to meet boring women . . . who will in turn think that you're gay. Actually, judging by my dating history, it's a way to meet psychopaths that alternately think I'm a great guy and evil incarnate! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #13 April 25, 2006 anyone ever seen the movie "boat trip" .......... and sunny.. that sounds like a bad idea... ever seen the bathrom scene from harold and kumar go to whit castle? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 April 25, 2006 Whoa. Twist words much? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #15 April 25, 2006 wingnut <---- takes life lessons from movies. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #16 April 25, 2006 QuoteBefore you get the idea that I'm joking around, consider that the sole reason I went to nursing school was to meet women. Yeah, I know it's really bad, but I was 19 and had a raging case of hormones. And we all know how that worked out... laugh Quote I've heard church is a great place to meet women, but I can't tell you for sure. I've been told this before too... I've been to church... I didn't have any luck there... Quote Sewing or cooking classes, maybe? I can already both cook and sew... and before you suggest dancing... I've tried that too... I'm not good... QuoteGot a dog? Check out the local dog parks. I have one... I've even been to the dog park with her... there's nothing more sexy then a guy carrying a bag of dog shit around... (ok, I'm being sarcastic here....) QuoteSome volunteer activities would be good, I think. this is an interesting idea... but the times I've been to habitat for humanity to build houses... the women there wouldn't even give me the time of day... I would never suggest the dz as a place to pick up women... the ratio of girls to guys is not condusive of your average guy to get a date... Of course wingi... I'm not sure your average... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #17 April 25, 2006 QuoteTwist words much If I could twist my body the way I twist words, I'd have more dates. In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 April 25, 2006 Start by going up to one and saying, "Hi. My name is wingnut." If she's deaf, yell in her ear, "HI! MY NAME IS WINGNUT!" Or, another thing to do is follow Walt's advice - enter a traditionally female dominated field. If I had it to do over again, I would be a flight attendant. Travel, hang out with female crews, all lonely. And I'd be available straight guy. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #19 April 25, 2006 Quotewingnut <---- takes life lessons from movies. nope, just using some outragous exapmples of things...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 April 25, 2006 Ok guys, here is one thing I've done that worked. Do it at your own risk, but pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease post the results. Put the following ad in a local newspaper that has voicemail boxes for personals: Mr. Wrong (voicemail box number) I have done it and yes it works. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 April 25, 2006 Quoteand sunny.. that sounds like a bad idea... ever seen the bathrom scene from harold and kumar go to whit castle? The Battle Shits!! hehe. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #22 April 25, 2006 Don't tell them your "Wanna buy a Duck" joke. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #23 April 25, 2006 i gave that up unless requested to hear it... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #24 April 25, 2006 QuoteOk guys, here is one thing I've done that worked. Do it at your own risk, but pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease post the results. Put the following ad in a local newspaper that has voicemail boxes for personals: Mr. Wrong (voicemail box number) I have done it and yes it works. Walt remember seinfeld? you know what doesn't work .... so do the exact opposite!This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteOk guys, here is one thing I've done that worked. Do it at your own risk, but pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease post the results. Put the following ad in a local newspaper that has voicemail boxes for personals: Mr. Wrong (voicemail box number) I have done it and yes it works. Walt remember seinfeld? you know what doesn't work .... so do the exact opposite! What did they do on seinfeld? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
