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How to find swingers in Atlanta

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Ok, so according to the radio this morning, there are several methods for finding sex in Atlanta, specifically in the 'burbs (not including the usual swingers' clubs).

1. Go to certain grocery stores and walk around with an empty basket. Someone will drop a house key with an address into your basket.

2. Light a candle in your front window.

3. Put a pineapple on your mailbox. They don't know if it has to be a real pineapple, or if it can be any kind of pineapple decoration.

I'm SO looking forward to noticing this kind of stuff, even if it is just urban legend. :D And I'm definitely checking out my friends' mailboxes now. :D

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I know a Publix that there would be great potential for gettin picked-up. :D

but that shit is funny. a pineapple! WTF is that?
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Ok, so according to the radio this morning, there are several methods for finding sex in Atlanta, specifically in the 'burbs (not including the usual swingers' clubs).

1. Go to certain grocery stores and walk around with an empty basket. Someone will drop a house key with an address into your basket.

2. Light a candle in your front window.

3. Put a pineapple on your mailbox. They don't know if it has to be a real pineapple, or if it can be any kind of pineapple decoration.


4. Drop your panties at the DZ!
;)

I'm SO looking forward to noticing this kind of stuff, even if it is just urban legend. :D And I'm definitely checking out my friends' mailboxes now. :D




Fixed it for ya:)

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How long do I have to walk around the grocery store and which one?




the publix in vinings just off 285.
most likely not long.

they dont call it the "pick-up Publix" for nothing.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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A pineapple is the international symbol of hospitality. B|

Too bad those s.o.b.'s killed my family. :D



but you forgive them as long as theyre on a pizza huh? :o
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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A pineapple is the international symbol of hospitality. B|

Too bad those s.o.b.'s killed my family. :D



The Hawaiin's killed your family?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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1. Go to certain grocery stores and walk around with an empty basket. Someone will drop a house key with an address into your basket.



What if you didn't know this??? Can you imagine if you were just shopping for a few things, picked up a basket, were looking for whatever and some random person put a key and address in your basket???:D:D:D

"me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt

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1. Go to certain grocery stores and walk around with an empty basket. Someone will drop a house key with an address into your basket.



What if you didn't know this??? Can you imagine if you were just shopping for a few things, picked up a basket, were looking for whatever and some random person put a key and address in your basket???:D:D:D



the real question is do you give it back or just take it home and keep it/throw it away.

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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Screw all 3 of you.



I'm not sure if that would classify as swinging....



CHOO CHOO!!!!!

Come on ride a train, baby . . . Choo Choo!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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