Need a good "I Quit Letter"

[jdfreefly 1]

Dear Boss,

Thanks for the memories.

I quit!

ps - I bare assed something in your office while you were at lunch, have fun trying to figure out what it was.

Methane Freefly - got stink?

[sunshine 2]

Chuck Norris told me to quit...and well, he is Chuck Norris.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[squirrel 0]

Dear Boss,

You cant afford me anymore, so I am moving on to someone who can. Of course, a BIG raise, in 20 dollars bills in a plain brown bag once a week may preclude me to be open to discussion regarding my continued employement with this company. Or you can simply credit my account at the following DZs....

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Where is Darwin when you need him?

[popsjumper 2]

Do like I did.

I bought the T-shirt and wore it in to work on Monday.
I walked into his office and pointed to the back of the T-shirt:

Dear Boss,
Work sucks.
I'm going skydiving.

...and walked out.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[TMPattersonJr 0]

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Any suggestions?

"Dear XX,

This letter is formal notice of my resignation. In accordance with the notice period specified in my contract, my last day will be May XX.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for the knowledge and skills I've gained while working at XX. It's been a pleasure [mention specific project/accomplishment here]. I've learned a lot from your approach to business.

I look forward to working with you in the future.

Regards,
TheDonMan."

PS. Tell that brown nosing piece of shit apprentice he can get your coffee from now on

Congrats on finding a new and better job.

Blue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook
www.PLabsInc.com
www.SkydiveDeLand.com
www.FlyteSkool.ws

[Zipp0 1]

I once quit a job like this -

Went up to my supervisor: "Hey.... who would I tell if I was going to quit."

Him: "Well, me, I guess."

Me: " Oh, OK. I quit."

I immediately walked out, never to return.

Another job, many years ago, I simply went to lunch and never returned. I never said a word to anyone that I was quitting. For all they knew, I was hit by a bus on my lunch break. But, I think they had a feeling I wan't happy.

Zipp0

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

[TheDonMan 0]

Thanks all for the wounderful one liners and ideas. I just gave the bitch my notice with the biggest shit eaten grin i could muster.

for the first time in 12 years my boss (president of the company) didn't have a word to say to me... Once i left she closed the door to her office and I haven't heard a word from her in the last 2 hours.

Damn........ I should have done this a long time ago

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Just Posted..... "the happy dance"/"I got a new job" but i need a good fairwell letter for my back stabbing boss

Any suggestions?

Just go to Kinkos and print out a poster sized version of this . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[squirrel 0]

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Thanks all for the wounderful one liners and ideas. I just gave the bitch my notice with the biggest shit eaten grin i could muster.

for the first time in 12 years my boss (president of the company) didn't have a word to say to me... Once i left she closed the door to her office and I haven't heard a word from her in the last 2 hours.

Damn........ I should have done this a long time ago

feels great, dont it! i work for myself, and hope to never have to slave to anyone again. the last "job" i had, i really loved...but as usual, the boss got full of herself....so i walked out and never looked back.

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Where is Darwin when you need him?

[Jib 0]

just forwarding on an email

Actual letter of resignation from an employee at a computer company, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards!


Dear Mr. Baker,

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

Wishing you a grand and glorious day,

Cecelia

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt