TheDonMan 0 #1 April 27, 2006 Just Posted..... "the happy dance"/"I got a new job" but i need a good fairwell letter for my back stabbing boss Any suggestions? The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #2 April 27, 2006 Dear Boss, You suck. I quit. Sincerely, TheDonMan Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 April 27, 2006 I would suggest something professional... there's no reason to stoop to someone elses level. I'm sure there are some good examples that can be found via google.Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #4 April 27, 2006 QuoteDear Boss, You suck. I quit. Sincerely, TheDonMan That's another alternative... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 April 27, 2006 Fuck the letter.....send Chuck Norris"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #6 April 27, 2006 It's short, simple, and to the point. Like me. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 April 27, 2006 I'd like to take this opportunity to personally thank you stitch, your random Chuck Norris spam on other peoples threads is keeping me properly entertained1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #8 April 27, 2006 Quoteand to the point. Like me. you have a point? so can ya cut glass.... as for the letter, thank them for the opertunity working there, say it was a pleasure, and that you have a better opertunity that came along....... don't burn any bridges... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDonMan 0 #9 April 27, 2006 QuoteI would suggest something professional... there's no reason to stoop to someone elses level. I'm sure there are some good examples that can be found via google. thats what I'm looking for... plus personal input... It's just fun and I want to write something gooooooood The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 April 27, 2006 QuoteAny suggestions? 4 words: FUCK OFF AND DIE that should get the point acrossMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #11 April 27, 2006 Dear Boss, I quit. Now fetch Swedishcelt some chocolate. Sincerely, TheDonMan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #12 April 27, 2006 Quote I'd like to take this opportunity to personally thank you stitch, your random Chuck Norris spam on other peoples threads is keeping me properly entertained Fuck Chuck Norris. Oh wait, I can't tell you to do that. You might just do it and then lose interest. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDonMan 0 #13 April 27, 2006 Getting better The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #14 April 27, 2006 QuoteIt's short, simple, and to the point. Like me. that it is... and that you are... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #15 April 27, 2006 Damn you, its all sorted now and just you forget it and leave me alone! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 April 27, 2006 I would never lose interest in you,buttercup."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDonMan 0 #17 April 27, 2006 I'm being hijacked The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 April 27, 2006 "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #19 April 27, 2006 QuoteDamn you, its all sorted now and just you forget it and leave me alone! I could never do that Mr Soap Opera. I have ammo and I'm gonna use it. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #20 April 27, 2006 QuoteI'm being hijacked The dz.com hijacking crew is out in full force tonight. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #21 April 27, 2006 Dear Backstabbing boss... Kiss my ass, I quit...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #22 April 27, 2006 QuoteAny suggestions? "Dear XX, This letter is formal notice of my resignation. In accordance with the notice period specified in my contract, my last day will be May XX. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for the knowledge and skills I've gained while working at XX. It's been a pleasure [mention specific project/accomplishment here]. I've learned a lot from your approach to business. I look forward to working with you in the future. Regards, TheDonMan." Congrats on the new job! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #23 April 27, 2006 Or you could just use the good old scarface quitting line from half baked. Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, i'm OUT! .jim"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 April 27, 2006 Say it with flowers. Dear boss. I can't say that my tenure here was the most pleasent. I am hereby giving you notice that I am terminaiting my employment post haste. Hugs and kisses sign your nameDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #25 April 27, 2006 Dear Xxxx, I met your wife at the company party. We became friends and quickly fell in love. She has always had a thing for your sister and last week I video taped your wife and your sister having sex. I joined of course. In case you are not smart enough to figure it out, she is leaving you. We are moving to Brazil. I quit, XXXX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
