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I was once sent to one of those trendy dilbert-esq management courses and the guy running it was a complete nut bag. One of my colleagues asked if anyone had an aspirin 'cause she had a headache, the conversation went as follows:

Mr NutBag: You don't need an aspirin. Tell me what shape is your headache?
Mrs Sane: Err.. Triangle?
Mr. Nutbag: Ahhh, what color is it?
Mrs Sane: Err... Black... I suppose???
Mr. Nutbag: Right imagine your headache turning slowely from a black triangle into a fluffy white cloud! How do you feel now?
Mrs Sane: Do you have any paracetmol then?

It was funny.
One day, I'm gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction, hysterical and useless...

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It's a good sign actually - it indicates that it's still functioning.;)



why does it need to hurt when it's functioning? It's not like the hurt/buring I have when i'm taking a piss ;)




That's possibly a urinary tract infection. Something's wrong, but it still works. What hurts when it doesn't work for instance is constipation. Then it suddenly works and hurts like hell when you shit a brick.:o
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It's a good sign actually - it indicates that it's still functioning.;)



why does it need to hurt when it's functioning? It's not like the hurt/buring I have when i'm taking a piss ;)




That's possibly a urinary tract infection. Something's wrong, but it still works. What hurts when it doesn't work for instance is constipation. Then it suddenly works and hurts like hell when you shit a brick.:o



JOKE! B|:ph34r:

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Put some alkyhol on it..it'll be OK.



IN - Andy - IN . . .

no wait . . .

yeah - I'm pretty sure it is "In.":D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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