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nonsense!! if when talking to someone, if they say 'eh' after each or most sentences, you got yourself a canuck.

Can you say stereotype? Not all of us talk that way.

Terrence & Philip certainly don't. But they do fart at each other a lot.
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yes there are all around us.. i was even im-ing with one of them last night.... they seem to be pretty cool.. well except for that one dude in arizona..... what's his name again???

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Shhh... they are everywhere, and they look just like us. They even speak English those sneaky bastards.



We are collaborating with Mexico. They keep you distracted with blatant obvious border violations while we ever so sneakily infiltrate. You will be assimilated....resistance is futile...eh.

We will send all of you to re-education camps where you will be taught to be greatfull for a government that protects you from your own spending habits, by taxing all your wages and deciding how your money would best be spent. You will learn to trust them to think for you as you suck the government nipple. Those who don't get with the program will be shot, in the interest of the collective good.

You will systematically be brainwashed with a rigorous regime of Molson Canadian, maple syrup, poutine, Anne Murray and Uncle Paul (Paul Martin)...etc. You will become anti-military, pro-socialist, and the word "gun" will be outlawed due to politicall correctness considerations.

It is too late to stop us!

We live among you!

For all you know the freind sitting beside you having a beer could be...........a Canadian!


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