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so do people prefer oral or , you know.....the in-out thingy.

Personally I prefer thingy. I will provide for a woman according to her needs, and I know some women who almost only get off w/ oral.

I also know one woman who says she only gets off with "thingy" and that oral does nothing for her.

But other women (nearly all of whom love receiving oral, even if they also love thingy) believe that she must be some kinda mutant weirdo.
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so do people prefer oral or , you know.....the in-out thingy.

Personally I prefer thingy. I will provide for a woman according to her needs, and I know some women who almost only get off w/ oral.

I also know one woman who says she only gets off with "thingy" and that oral does nothing for her.

But other women (nearly all of whom love receiving oral, even if they also love thingy) believe that she must be some kinda mutant weirdo.



Are you talking about BOB's?
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I think if you're old enough to have sex you're old enough to refer to it as something other than "thingy."

skybytch, however, is the exception to this rule as I find it utterly hilarious when she refer to "the pokey thing.":D:D:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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"Thingy" refers to a certain Monty Python Sketch.

These government bureaucrats are sitting around a table discussing the budget:

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Politician: Gentlemen, we have to find something new to tax.

Second Official: I understood that.

Third Official: If I might put my head on the chopping block so you can kick it around a bit, sir...

Politician: Yes?

Third Official: Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.

Politician: What do you mean?

Third Official: Well, er, smoking's been taxed, drinking's been taxed but not ... thingy.

Politician: Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?

First Official: Poo poo's?

Third Official: No.

First Official: Thank God for that. Excuse me for a moment. (leaves)

Third Official: No, no, no - thingy.

Second Official: Number ones?

Third Official: No, thingy.

Politician: Thingy!

Second Official: Ah, thingy. Well it'll certainly make chartered accountancy a much more interesting job.
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tis just a flesh wound.......



Peasant 1: She's a witch!!!

Constable: How do you know she's a witch?!?

Peasant 1: She looks like one...

Peasant 2: She turned me into a newt...

Constable: A newt?!?

Peasant 2: I got betta!

:D:D:D
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