How to tell a conceited bitch . . .

[kelel01 1]

That they're a conceited bitch? Anyone?

[NWFlyer 2]

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That they're a conceited bitch? Anyone?

Kelly, you really don't need to resort to such tactics. Next week, just walk up to me and tell me. It's okay.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[shropshire 0]

Why waste your time?

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[kelel01 1]

Whew. Thank goodness you read this.

[ntrprnr 0]

Say, you know, here's your biggest problem...

You're doing a lot of this (tap top three fingers of each hand to thumb, to make it look like talking incessently)

When in reality, you should probably be doing a lot of this. (take three fingers and touch them to thumb and don't move them.)

They should get the point.

but, as the other poster said, why bother? Doubtful they'll change. They usually don't.

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[NWFlyer 2]

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Whew. Thank goodness you read this.

See, problem solved. I'll be sure to change my behavior now that I know.

[jtval 0]

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Why waste your time?

I agree. I mean you can just buy youself a $30 vacuum sealer and seal her head.

that should stop her holier than thou attitude

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[freeflir29 0]

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I'll be sure to change my behavior now that I know

Thank God!

[Icon134 0]

I lean towards just telling her you think she is concieted bitch... of course I'm more likely just to avoid someone like that or at the very least limit my time with them.

of course... you're probably looking for more humorous responses which this one isn't... but I'm not so much in the mood for that...

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[tigra 0]

There's no need. They already know, they're OK with it, kind of proud of it even and they really don't care what other people think.

[chaoskitty 0]

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There's no need. They already know, they're OK with it, kind of proud of it even and they really don't care what other people think.

You're probably right!

Besides, if Kelly told me I was a conceited bitch, I would just laugh at her.

[lawrocket 3]

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There's no need. They already know, they're OK with it, kind of proud of it even and they really don't care what other people think.

Actually, find the opposite. They usually don't want people to know how fragile they are, so the act conceited.

I say call the bitch on it. Almost invariably they know you are correct with your assessment, and they will thereafter avoid you. It's my experience.

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[jumper03 0]

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That they're a conceited bitch? Anyone?

speaking from experience here, you just wait until she comes up to you and say - "leave me alone you concieted bitch"

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[shropshire 0]

Get her to take this test....clicky

edited : link fixed

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[popsjumper 2]

Kel, your question perplexes me...I've never known you to equivocal on letting anyone know exactly how you feel.


I like the direct approach..."Hey You! Yeah you, the conceited bitch. Fuck You!"

My reality and yours are quite different.
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[PLFXpert 0]

You say, "Hello. You are a conceited bitch. That is all."

They probably won't care, but you'll feel better.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[cocheese 0]

I used to go straight to the "C" word, but i got fired/relocated once for letting that slip.

Serious question : Do women ever use the C word in reference to women who fit the definition and/or hold the title with pride ?

[Snowwhite 0]

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That they're a conceited bitch? Anyone?

OOOooo!! {raising hand and waving it wildly in the air}

Let me tell her! Let ME!! Cuz I'm not concieted or a bitch or ANYTHING!!

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[tigra 0]

Serious answer: I personally find the "C" word to be one of THE most offensive out there and pretty much every woman I know feels the same way. I don't use it, even as a joke, and IF I used it to describe another woman, she'd have to be more than conceited and bitchy. I don't even know what another woman would have to do to inspire that level of loathing and disgust from me.

[tigra 0]

See- in my experience, there's a difference between people who ACT conceited because they are really insecure, and people who really are conceited and believe they are better than everyone else. I've encountered both in my lifetime, and there's not a whole lot you can do about the latter except maybe watch (and enjoy) while they set themselves up for a big fall.