The First of May

[SpeedRacer 1]

The First of May
Hooray! Hooray!
Outdoor screwing begins today!

Speed Racer
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[NWFlyer 2]

Silly... haiku is 5/7/5.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[popsjumper 2]

Uno de Mayo!

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[lawrocket 3]

I will be toasting the first of May when I get home tonight. I will drop by and pick up a fine Chimay Cinq Cents chill a stemware glass, and rejoice at the thought and taste of a fine beer going to it's rightful place - my liver.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[sharimcm 0]

Woohoo! I'll celebrate by getting trashed on strawberry daiquiris tonight...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[shropshire 0]

3 days to go 'till Star wars Day...

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Amazon 7]

MAYDAY...MAYDAY

[freeflir29 0]

I'm having an ice cold Heineken in a 16.9 ounce can.

[stitch 0]

Time for the Mayday Festival,with Amazon dancing naked around a pole.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[thegreekone 0]

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I will drop by and pick up a fine Chimay Cinq Cents chill a stemware glass, and rejoice at the thought and taste of a fine beer going to it's rightful place - my liver.

That's what I was drinking at this cool Indian place I went to saturday night.