There once was a man from New Zealand

[PsychoBob 0]

Who pounded his pud with great feeling,
then like a trout,
he'd stick his tongue out,
and catch the drops as they fell from the ceiling!

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

[Snowwhite 0]

ok, so THAT was sick.

Sometimes I wonder why I hang out here..

but then I remember, it's guys like you!

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[SpeedRacer 1]

ok my granfather died 2 yrs ago. but before he died he bequeathed me with this limerick:

On the breast of a waitress named Gail
Was tatooed the price of Pale Ale

And on her behind
For the sake of the Blind
The Same was written in Braille.

Speed Racer
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[Gene03 0]

A petite girl when begged for some action,
Told the guy with the nine inch attraction,
"It would cause me dismay, if you went all the way,"
I'd settle," she smiled, "for a fraction."

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[jtval 0]

there once was a girl named betty
whose cunthair stuck together like spaghetti
she was covered with sleaze all the way to her knees
you had to part her l\eg with a machetti

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[jtval 0]

there once was a man from beriut,
who had 7 warts on his root
he poured acid on these,
now when he pees
he holds the damnthing like a flute

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[jtval 0]

there once was a girl named dot
who lived eating pig shit and snot
when she couldnt get these
she ate the green cheese that she scraped fromn the side of her....

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[jtval 0]

there once was a man from Peru
who fell asleep ina canoe
while dreaming of venus he played with his penis
and woke up all covered in goo

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[jtval 0]

there once was a women form sydney
who could take it all the way to her kidney
then a man from quebec put it up to her neck
he had a long one, didnt he?

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[jtval 0]

this 1 is kinda weak but...


there once was a man from abileen
who invented the jack off machine
on the 23rd stroke the damned thing broke
and beat both his balls to a cream

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there once was a girl named dot
who lived eating pig shit and snot
when she couldnt get these
she ate the green cheese that she scraped fromn the side of her....

"J",I'll go with "Twat" for $500

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[jtval 0]

you are correct. now gimme $500

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[xenaswampjumper 0]

see what you started!!!!! the silly boys are out in force!!!!!!!!

till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates....
In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground..............
PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95

[PsychoBob 0]

***the silly boys are out in force!!!!!!!!

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It's grrrrrreeeaaaat!!!!!!

There once was a man from Madras,
who's balls were covered in brass,
when jangled together, they played "Stormy Weather", and lightning shot out of his ass!

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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[Jamdiablo 0]

There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You`re a tight one."
She replied, " `Pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There`s plenty of room in the right one."



The nipples of Sarah Sarong,
When excited, are twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover
Who was pained to discover!
She expected no less of his dong.