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Things that make you say, "Huh"

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The liquid inside a Magic-8 ball is a mix of water, antifreeze, and blue dye.

Now you know.

Bobbi



Damn. I guess I shouldn't break mine and drink it, right? Or, better yet, give it to the cat? Oh wait... I don't have any cats... :S

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Well...........at least it's non-toxic. :D

Really?!?Go drink a mug of anti-freeze.Let us know how it works out.:P



It depends on the anti-freeze. Propylene glycol is a common food additive. Ethylene glycol on the other hand... B|

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Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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hundreds of thousands of people perform an illegal act, then protest any attempt to 'discipline' that Illegal act... Huh?



You mean like the Boston Tea Party??

Or the Marches during the Civil Rights Movement??

Or any other of hundreds of acts of Civil Disobediance through out history??

Keep the politics over in speakers corner where it belongs.

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I must always remember that I am unique... Just like everyone else.
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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