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kelel01

What an abysmal end . . .

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To the semester. :(

My last final was my hardest one, and the only class I had no chance of getting an A . . . and it was a toughie.

I got a freakin' parking ticket while I was in there.

The $650 worth of books I bought cannot be sold back - not a single freakin' one. :(

And the Dunkin Donuts I went to didn't have Diet Pepsi. :D

I think I'm gonna go to bed and not wake up until tomorrow. Today's the first day I can recall where I wanted to start boozin' at 9:30 a.m.

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May tequila find its way to you this evening, and the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits and crotch of the vile person that gave you that parking ticket.

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To the semester. :(

My last final was my hardest one, and the only class I had no chance of getting an A . . . and it was a toughie.

I got a freakin' parking ticket while I was in there.

The $650 worth of books I bought cannot be sold back - not a single freakin' one. :(

And the Dunkin Donuts I went to didn't have Diet Pepsi. :D

I think I'm gonna go to bed and not wake up until tomorrow. Today's the first day I can recall where I wanted to start boozin' at 9:30 a.m.



those being the key words! :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Thanks, but I went there, too. ALL of my books (the returnable type, not the lab manuals, which I couldn't sell back anyway) were discontinued.



i HATE that shit. Those SOBs are always doing that shit. I remember droppin a couple hundred on a brand new Calc book only to find they were not going to use it only after one year. It was supposed to be used in my class the next smester. >:(
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Then you should immediately start drinking, preferably by a pool since it is not to shabby of a day. That was the thing that used to piss me off the most when the books I paid a shit ton for were discontinued. Sons of beotches!!!!
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yeah college books suck!

maybe you can use the books for :

1) to make yourself taller
2) a monitor stand
3) tinder for a bonfire
4) projectles to throw at hippy
5) References for the future
6) 600 + paper airplanes
7) a door stop
8) find the termal speed of a text book
9) a picture binder
10) to press leaves/ flowers in
11)a sex toy
12) a pillow
13) a new weight standard (you weigh 3 txt books)
14) .....

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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ecampus.com and amazon buy back used text books too...

hopefully your days will get better! good luck:)
"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

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yeah college books suck!

maybe you can use the books for :


4) projectles to throw at hippy



What the HELL is that about! >:(
dont be givin her any ideas! :D:P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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yeah college books suck!

maybe you can use the books for :


4) projectles to throw at hippy



What the HELL is that about! >:(
dont be givin her any ideas! :D:P



:P:D

how about a few more

1) to make yourself taller
2) a monitor stand
3) tinder for a bonfire
4) projectles to throw at hippy
5) References for the future
6) 600 + paper airplanes
7) a door stop
8) find the termal speed of a text book
9) a picture binder
10) to press leaves/ flowers in
11)a sex toy
12) a pillow
13) a new weight standard (you weigh 3 txt books)
14) coasters for your drinks
15) Armor
16) to better your posture
17) A hat
18)....

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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kel. We need fire this weekend at the DZ.
nothing goes better with enchiladas, tequila, and pinata better than a gold old fashioned book burning! B|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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15) Armor



I like this one. I think I'm gonna cover myself in my books, walk through a bad neighborhood and taunt people. :D



I so want video of that! :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I think I'm gonna go to bed and not wake up until tomorrow. Today's the first day I can recall where I wanted to start boozin' at 9:30 a.m.


Spoken like a true hermit.:)
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
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like this one. I think I'm gonna cover myself in my books, walk through a bad neighborhood and taunt people



i'm with hippie, video would be needed.


Hmm some more...

1) to make yourself taller
2) a monitor stand
3) tinder for a bonfire
4) projectles to throw at hippy
5) References for the future
6) 600 + paper airplanes
7) a door stop
8) find the termal speed of a text book
9) a picture binder
10) to press leaves/ flowers in
11)a sex toy
12) a pillow
13) a new weight standard (you weigh 3 txt books)
14) coasters for your drinks
15) Armor
16) to better your posture
17) A hat
18) Building blocks
19) A place to write phone numbers
20) to remember why i wanted to be a nurse
21) to remember what I really got myself into.
22) to eat
23) To photocopy the book and then send the photocopies back to the publisher or to sell
24) To just say - "i've ear marked every page in this book"
25) to use for all those paper cuts i've been wanted to inflict upon myself
26) To hollow it out and store $ and keys in there at the dz.. we all know it's safe since skydivers dont read txt books
27) To hold up a book shelf
28) To raise your bed of the ground a bit more
29) to throw at the wall and annoy your neighbors
30) To see how far you can stab threw an entire txt book
31) Stationary Target practice (bullets or arrows)
32) Shooting Clays
33) To say - "Look what I wasted money on"
34) To say - "Look what actually read"
35) Napkins
36) Plates
37) ...

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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