Whats that i dont smell...

[Andy_Copland 0]

Well heres another funny from my life.

You may remember i posted pictures of my buddy's puppy, well the bitch is 16 weeks now and thinks shes a fish. Jumps in the bath, rivers, lakes, everything.

Well i dont know about everyone else but after my first pint my sense of smell just goes and normally comes back the next day. I'd been out and had a few beers with my buddy, got in and decided to have some rough and tumble with the dog. She was jumping all over me playing and i was thinking "hmmm whats this wetness?" on my hands, face and clothes. I just kept thinking "we didnt go past any water on the way back from the pub..."

My fucking buddy had failed to tell me he took a piss and the dog ran in all excited and nearly knocked him over causing him to piss all over her as she tried to play and drink toilet water etc. I was sooo fucking.

Yes ladies and gents, i was covered in man piss.

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[pincheck 0]

Thing is did it taste good

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[Andy_Copland 0]

Fortunately it didnt go in my mouth, if it had i would of seriously considered suicide

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[pincheck 0]

I thought you would have been licking your lips .

My old dog got so excited when we went to collect him one time after returning from holiday he jumped up put his paws on my shoulder and proceeded to piss on me it was like welcome home dude

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[Andy_Copland 0]

Thats just wrong... but at least it wasnt man piss

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.