Religions (humor)

[favaks 0]

Religions of the World
Taoism Shit happens.
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehova's Witness Knock, Knock, "Shit happens."
Atheism There is no shit.
Agnosticism I don't know whether shit happens.
Protestantism Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism If shit happens, I deserved it.
Judaism Why does shit always happen to us?
TV Evangelists Send us more shit!
...and the latest one in this collection:
Jedi Knights May the Shit be with you!

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

You forgot to add Rastafranarianism : Hey man - let's smoke some of this shit!!
Don't pull low, unless you are
Alex@SkydiveUPSC.com

[freeflir29 0]

What's the difference between a Jehovah's witness and a Yugo. You can close the door on a Jehovah's witness.
"I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-Everclear
Clay

[Watcher 0]

I thought it was:
"We gotta roll this shit up and smoke it"
Jonathan

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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I thought it was:
"We gotta roll this shit up and smoke it"

Same thing init? Don't pull low, unless you are
Alex@SkydiveUPSC.com

[Watcher 0]

Basically, i just wanted to get the fine points of rolling in there
Jonathan

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Who says that they're rolling it?
Don't pull low, unless you are
Alex@SkydiveUPSC.com

[spectre230 0]

[skyhawk 2]

blasphomers

[R00tj00se 0]

You're a brave guy favaks - watch out for those bolts of lightening as they come streaking down from Heaven looking for you!!

[Watcher 0]

...right....
Jonathan

[SpeedRacer 1]

Red Foreman-ist Shit happens because you're a dumbass!!

Speed Racer
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