slotperfect 7 #1 January 13, 2006 http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html My favorite is the one about the crop circles. Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 January 13, 2006 Hence my sig line since I saw that site a few days ago Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #3 January 13, 2006 Have you seen this? http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 January 13, 2006 Quote Have you seen this? http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx Chuck has spoken... Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #5 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuote Have you seen this? http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx Chuck has spoken... Walt I would have enjoyed it more if there was just a picture of him roundhousing the internet.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #6 January 13, 2006 Further proof, that some people have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS!!! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #7 January 13, 2006 My favorite is : QuoteChuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #8 January 13, 2006 I just checked IMDB.com. He's making ANOTHER Walker: Texas Ranger movie....he is 65 now (born in 1940). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #9 January 13, 2006 I met Chuck Norris back in the early 80's at a martial arts studio in San Diego. Very cool guy."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #10 January 13, 2006 Did he roundhouse you?"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agent_lead 0 #11 January 13, 2006 some of the funnesiest sahit i ever read...sending it around the office right now...-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #12 January 13, 2006 That's nothing. Greg Gasson was doing head down camera flying during his birth. The doctor was so blown away by this he gave up on the medical profession the next day, saying the best human possible had been born.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #13 January 13, 2006 QuoteI met Chuck Norris back in the early 80's at a martial arts studio in San Diego. Very cool guy. My old Sensei and his friend were really good friends with Chuck when they were just Black belts tournament hopping. The other guy, and chuck were both in movies initially, but chuck got famous because he was such a great guy to work with, and the other guy was a prig. Or so my Sensei says... |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #14 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteDid he roundhouse you? If he did, I never saw it coming. Maybe, this accounts for my frequent headaches. I am not sure but I believe Norris owned the studio. A guy on the ship I was stationed on gave lessons onboard and also worked at the studio. He invited everyone to come and meet Norris and watch a demo. The guy was extremely cool with no " I am a star" attitude. A truely nice guy."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #15 January 13, 2006 Chuck Norris is a wuss........compared to Steven SeagalMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark135 0 #16 January 13, 2006 I met Chuck Norris and Don Johnson when they were in Grand Haven MI for the offshore boat races. Norris was pretty cool but Johnson was a first class asshole._______________ "It seemed like a good idea at the time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #17 January 13, 2006 QuoteHence my sig line since I saw that site a few days ago My favorite too.heh. ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #18 January 13, 2006 QuoteThat's nothing. Greg Gasson was doing head down camera flying during his birth. The doctor was so blown away by this he gave up on the medical profession the next day, saying the best human possible had been born. Did you remove Greg Gasson's penis from your mouth prior to typing this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #19 January 13, 2006 LMFAO! ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #20 January 13, 2006 QuoteLMFAO! I'm at work and having trouble containing my laughter as well! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #21 January 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's nothing. Greg Gasson was doing head down camera flying during his birth. The doctor was so blown away by this he gave up on the medical profession the next day, saying the best human possible had been born. Did you remove Greg Gasson's penis from your mouth prior to typing this? Greg Gasson is so badass his penis is in everyone's mouth at the same time.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #22 January 14, 2006 that was actually pretty funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 March 8, 2006 Chuck Norris is on tonight. He pushes a guy out of a side-hatch of a jet at cruising speed/altitude. Then, waits 8 seconds, without oxygen, and swoops down. He approaches from the back. After 30 seconds of freefall, he dumps and does a reverse Mr. Bill by holding the person with his arms around his chest from the back. As my cousin always tells me, "It's only a movie..." (Of course, I recognize that Chuck Norris could do it ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #24 March 8, 2006 Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f**king Indian. If Chuck can do that. i'm sure he can perform a reverse Mr Bill Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vpozzoli 0 #25 March 8, 2006 QuoteChuck Norris is on tonight. He pushes a guy out of a side-hatch of a jet at cruising speed/altitude. Then, waits 8 seconds, without oxygen, and swoops down. He approaches from the back. After 30 seconds of freefall, he dumps and does a reverse Mr. Bill by holding the person with his arms around his chest from the back. As my cousin always tells me, "It's only a movie..." (Of course, I recognize that Chuck Norris could do it ) Chuck Norris does not dump, the parachute opens by itself in an attempt to get as far as possible from Chuck Norris Vale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
